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Posted on 8/8/19 at 10:11 am to 1badboy
The only people here that bring up a Texas long horn is the Aggy.
Aggy talks about Texas on the reg here.
Just think about what it’s like to be out at a straight bar for these guys. It’s different for them, but still, they need someone to talk to.
The other 13 sec fans are just sittin there drinking bourbon. Aggy walks up and pulls out a stool, Right side up, this time, and says:
“Let me tell you just how bad Texas treated us while we were in the big12.”
Everyone but bama gets up and says:
“Gotta run. I forgot I have to trim my nose hair in the dark with a blowtorch”
Mizzou fan says:
“Not this shite again”
Aggy:
“But wait! The refs screwed us so much that we didn’t even win our conference since the 90s! Texas has so much money that they control EVERYTHING. Money is bad bad bad. Except when we talk about how money is the sole reason we are in The sec. we can buy the sec if we wanted to. Texas is bad blah blah blah”
Aggy talks about Texas on the reg here.
Just think about what it’s like to be out at a straight bar for these guys. It’s different for them, but still, they need someone to talk to.
The other 13 sec fans are just sittin there drinking bourbon. Aggy walks up and pulls out a stool, Right side up, this time, and says:
“Let me tell you just how bad Texas treated us while we were in the big12.”
Everyone but bama gets up and says:
“Gotta run. I forgot I have to trim my nose hair in the dark with a blowtorch”
Mizzou fan says:
“Not this shite again”
Aggy:
“But wait! The refs screwed us so much that we didn’t even win our conference since the 90s! Texas has so much money that they control EVERYTHING. Money is bad bad bad. Except when we talk about how money is the sole reason we are in The sec. we can buy the sec if we wanted to. Texas is bad blah blah blah”
Posted on 8/8/19 at 10:17 am to dstone12
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Posted on 8/8/19 at 11:06 am to Manzielathon
Nah we Got em by 13 unless our secondary is about like it was n the bowl game. Sam E will be throwing against 3 first round picks n secondary and our nickel corner is the 2nd or 3rd fastest guy n CFB. Our other S will play on Sundays but is probably a 3rd round talent . O wasn’t kidding when he said it’s the best secondary he’s ever been a part of
This post was edited on 8/8/19 at 11:07 am
Posted on 8/8/19 at 11:21 am to WildTchoupitoulas
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The last time Texas played LSU in the Cotton Bowl, 1963, #7, 8-1-1 LSU shut out #4, 9-0-1 Texas, 13-0.
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Posted on 8/8/19 at 1:14 pm to dstone12
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The only people here that bring up a Texas long horn is the Aggy.
And the OP is?
Posted on 8/8/19 at 1:55 pm to LAD
Kick the shite out of them LSU. Put up about 28 by halftime and watch a phenomenon unique in college football. Watch the home town fans boo and throw shite at their own team. They really are arrogant turds. The de nutted bulls have destroyed two conferences with the arrogance and self entitlement.
Posted on 8/8/19 at 3:59 pm to Smart Post
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LSU is a second-rate program in a third-rate state.
Gleefully bookmarked!!
Posted on 8/8/19 at 6:26 pm to OldSchoolHorn
I'm glad you pointed out that TEXAS beat LSU, 35-24, in the 2003 Cotton Bowl.
Posted on 8/8/19 at 6:41 pm to Smart Post
Also..anyone going to the game, you don’t need a room. Bring a tent..pitch it anywhere you want, stadium, campus, 6th street with the rest of the druggies, demented and homeless people. The liberal Austin Democrats okayed anyone camping out in any public area except city hall.
Posted on 8/8/19 at 6:52 pm to Smart Post
Texas: What a bunch of bums. Wasted more talent than any program in the country. 4 NCs in 130 years of football. You are barely a blueblood, your Longhorn Network has been not only a bust but an embarrassment. What a bunch of pompous, snot-nosed frauds. We snicker at you.
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