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re: After this weekend
Posted on 10/1/11 at 10:58 pm to Sao
Posted on 10/1/11 at 10:58 pm to Sao
quote:
Here is what you need to do.
1. Pick a fan base that you can't stand.
2. Beat them.
3. Target that base in a way that every single argument can be won with the words "scoreboard".
4. Come up with a bullshite name to call your program, i.e. The Flagship
5. Drill that GD name into the :sooiebrum: of anyone reading to the point they use it more than, i.e., Arky
6. Use this a lot
7. And this
8. Or in jest
9. Don't lose to Bama and/or LSU
10. Profit
Possibly the finest post I've seen on here in a long time.
((Outside of the quality post of pics of the dude's girlfriend))
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Posted on 10/3/11 at 7:15 pm to DesignatedT
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I understand you might not know much about us now, and even feel we might not fit in well with the rest of you guys, BUT after this weekend that's all going to change... I promise you.
After we put a beatdown on the little piggies from Arkansas in front of a national audience, you're all going to sit back in that recliner you all have in your double-wides, start reflecting on what you just witnessed and think to yourself "I've seen this before", "This looks awfully familiar" and immediately realize, that indeed, we are a perfect fit in this conference.
So on Saturday, I want all you guys to take a seat, grab a Shiner beer, and witness what the Fightin' Texas Aggies do to the hogs. And afterwards, we aren't going to flaunt, we aren't going to brag, because we understand, that beating them is just not that impressive anyway.
So, Thank you SEC, for taking us in, and a special thank you for doing it Arkansas weekend.
Gig' Em.
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This post was edited on 10/3/11 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 10/3/11 at 7:23 pm to Jon Ham
epic bumpage
Posted on 10/3/11 at 7:27 pm to DvlsAdvocat
OP hasnt had a post since 9/29, hmmmm
Posted on 10/3/11 at 7:32 pm to Latarian
Oh, the humanity... 
Posted on 10/3/11 at 7:34 pm to DesignatedT
quote:
And afterwards, we aren't going to flaunt, we aren't going to brag, because we understand
a prophet...
Posted on 10/3/11 at 7:36 pm to bingo
Please, delete thread....I can't take it anymore.... 
Posted on 10/3/11 at 8:37 pm to KaiserSoze99
Nice thread, would piss on again...
Posted on 10/3/11 at 8:51 pm to KaiserSoze99
Posted on 10/3/11 at 8:54 pm to DesignatedT
quote:
DesignatedT
classic.
Posted on 10/3/11 at 9:21 pm to Tayday
No way this thread happened...no fricking way.
This is why we lost.
This is why we lost.
Posted on 10/3/11 at 9:27 pm to DesignatedT
Posted on 10/3/11 at 9:42 pm to bamaboy87
quote:
.you'll fit in real well with auburn and lsu fans
Auburn much more so than LSU.
This post was edited on 10/3/11 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 10/3/11 at 9:55 pm to Bob Ag
it happened
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