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re: A&M and Mizzou let's get something straight.

Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:47 pm to
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28509 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:47 pm to
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No worries I've got a gangbang with your mom scheduled for 6, Friday. We can talk then.


I thought you only liked to forcibly penetrate a mans anus.

Posted by kilo
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Member since Oct 2011
28509 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:49 pm to
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because we all know you are going to get your asses imploded like you were a drunken 10 year old boy scout on an overnight camping trip with Sandusky.


Im really starting to wonder about the sodomy infatuation in the south.

I sure am glad Missouri isnt southern. They can keep that shite.
Posted by Ridgewalker
Member since Aug 2012
3918 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:50 pm to
Take notice SEC! SI has!!! Go Tigers!

Missouri tops UPS Team Performance Index after Week 1

Missouri was so balanced in its season-opening win that a squad that won 84-0 couldn't surpass the Tigers in the UPS Team Performance Index.

The Tigers turned in the week's best all-around effort according to the TPI with their 62-10 victory over Southeastern Louisiana, posting a rating of 150.2 to edge Oklahoma State at 148.9 for the top spot.



This post was edited on 9/4/12 at 10:52 pm
Posted by NaturalLight00
Member since Nov 2011
575 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:50 pm to
"oh sorry big mr florida sir hold on we'll just sit down and shut up and just go ahead and expect to go 0-8 in conference, man you guys are so much better than us we dont know anything about football, this is like jumping up from pop warner to the nfl!"

Is that really what you expect us to sound like? give us a frickin break man. We believe in our teams and are just as passionate as you.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18765 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:51 pm to
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frick me.

Listen you bunch of numbnut noobs, if you are going to try to talk smack on an SEC board, you need to learn that SOS =/= strength of schedule. SOS = Stephen Orr Spurrier, innovator of the Fun and Gun offense and dominant UF football teams.

It's cute watching the new kids try to puff their chests out and be the lunchroom bully, because we all know you are going to get your asses imploded like you were a drunken 10 year old boy scout on an overnight camping trip with Sandusky.

By all means, carry on.



Who the frick is that
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:51 pm to
You haven't heard of planes have you?
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9887 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:53 pm to
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Is that really what you expect us to sound like? give us a frickin break man. We believe in our teams and are just as passionate as you.


No, they really believe they are better than you because of past success in college football. They have to hang on to something - they live in a state where people get high on bath salts and eat each other.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39545 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:53 pm to
Are you fricking kidding me? Please go listen to some ICP with the aTm cult and if they offer you Kool-Aid drink it.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18765 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:53 pm to
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You haven't heard of planes have you?


Weak, after pages of shite talk this is the level you're bringing me now?
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
946 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:55 pm to
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we have never had much a problem with the Big 12



Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18765 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:55 pm to
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Are you fricking kidding me? Please go listen to some ICP with the aTm cult and if they offer you Kool-Aid drink it.


Classic, a guy quoting tennis stats in his signature is giving me suicide tips. LAUGHABLE
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8117 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:56 pm to
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Why do A&M and Mizzouri get so much shite?


Because they have a long history, and yet they've never won an SEC title... frickin losers!
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9887 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:56 pm to
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28509 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 10:58 pm to
We must have sexy and tempting arse as well.

Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:01 pm to
Giving Mizzou fans shite. Its okay. I think you guys go 6-6 to 8-4 until you get the trenches recruit to SEC standards. TAM frick em.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:05 pm to
Yeah a long history of blowing kawk like bag pipes.
Posted by RFM
Member since Aug 2009
1062 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:07 pm to
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Im really starting to wonder about the sodomy infatuation in the south.

I sure am glad Missouri isnt southern. They can keep that shite.


Let me help you out there "Kilo." Sandusky was at Penn State, not the south. Sandusky is an analogy for an arse plowing, like Ron Jeremy gave Jenna Jameson in Back Door Babes 3. Or, like the arse plowing the weakest gators team in 20+ years will give you this weekend.

Now, if you want to come on over to the hills and hollers of E. TN we'll play ye some purty banjo music and make ye squeal like a pig. Well, we'll gitchee after we finish with our cousin behind the warshing machine in the back of the trailer house while Lynyrd Skynyrd blares from the 8-track player in the '78 Camaro.
Posted by Quantrill
Kansas City, MO
Member since Nov 2011
732 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:09 pm to
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As for your insuation that somehow you are better. If my memory serves me correctly, Mizzou was the last to leave the Union and the first to rejoin. That is pathetic. You state is full of balless bitches.


^THIS is why we are better. Your piss-poor education is pathetic. Become intelligent or politely frick off, thank you.

Damn near the entire state was a battlefield. We were fending off both Union & Confederate armies as well as marauding bands of dickless, thieving crotch-grabbers from kansas.

I don't give 2 shits about gaining street cred with southerners. The SEC is far and away the best conference but the fans (at least the ones with internet access) are the absolute worst. It's sad and pathetic but whatever helps you get through life.

Just curious, do you people (y'all) also thump your chests and act like douchebags when the person you voted for is elected office? Many of your teams are top-notch. The fans, not so much.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21627 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:10 pm to
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You Mizzou people have been well behaved so far. It's the North Mexican fricks who are going to embarrass the conference.


I think they prefer to be called Baja Oklahomans.

More politically correct and what not.

Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
18765 posts
Posted on 9/4/12 at 11:10 pm to
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Giving Mizzou fans shite. Its okay. I think you guys go 6-6 to 8-4 until you get the trenches recruit to SEC standards. TAM frick em.


I think 6-6 is a definite stretch and 8-4 would be the low end. Our non conf should be 4-0 anything less would be a big disappointment. Bama is a definite loss, don't think that's true about any of the other games though.

The SEC as a whole is the best conference no doubt, but the SEC East is really only above average. It's not currentyly full of the world beaters of past and I don't think anyone is really considering that.
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