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re: A tornado went through Starkville
Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:44 pm to aTm boy
Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:44 pm to aTm boy
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Once had a tornado pass by slowly and quietly, while I was on a second story balcony, and I could have reached out and touched some component of it's "swirl" - an arms length away - as it then moved on eastward...
that calm little "swirl" then decided to hit less than a mile down the road later, and ripped the ever-living shite out of several homes, absolute demolition
this was in Kentucky
Why would you stand that close to a tornado? Most of them have winds that pull into the storm so you are lucky to have not been pulled into it.
Dude was on some serious drugs...probably staring into a oscillating fan at his Mama's house....
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Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:45 pm to BulldogDX
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You get these from those 30 year old rival smack talk insult books that literally just copy and pasted team names and released 12 different editions?
These jokes are older than me.
Your defense is that Starkevegas has been a shithole for over 30 years????
Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:45 pm to aTm boy
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Why would you stand that close to a tornado?
Most of them have winds that pull into the storm so you are lucky to have not been pulled into it.
We knew the tornado was coming, per the TV news, and we knew when it was supposedly right on top of us, I was an idiot, as I am still, and it was calm as a whimpering infant at that point.
Best way I know to explain it now is to compare looking at the "baby swirl" fluttering by feet away, to something from a dream
Do I believe to his day that I "touched a tornado in it's infancy...."? Yes, absolutely
"Before it became monstrous...?" Yes absolutely
Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:50 pm to AwgustaDawg
Go back to bed pawpaw, shite talking ain’t yo thang.
P.S.
This dude got laughed off the OB because he constantly lied about everything
P.S.
This dude got laughed off the OB because he constantly lied about everything
Posted on 9/14/23 at 12:54 pm to TheChicotKid
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This dude got laughed off the OB because he constantly lied about everything
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Posted on 9/14/23 at 1:05 pm to MAXtheTIGER
One of your folks already tried the “let’s try and dog Starkville” angle yesterday.
Didn’t work out so well.
Didn’t work out so well.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 1:22 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Your defense is that Starkevegas has been a shithole for over 30 years????
No. I was clowning on the age, unoriginality, and low effort of the chosen insults, but you'd understand that if you had better reading comprehension.
And here I thought the eastern division bulldogs were supposed to be the smart ones?
Posted on 9/14/23 at 1:57 pm to MAXtheTIGER
Whatever happened to that mississippi state fan stingray that used to do the videos.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:00 pm to MAXtheTIGER
Those quotes are from the late great Lewis Grizzard. And Starkville is FRENCH for trailer park not Indian
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:07 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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this was in Kentucky
Was that in the 70's when they were all over the state?
I was in a cave with a well stocked bar that night.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:08 pm to aTm boy
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Once had a tornado pass by slowly and quietly, while I was on a second story balcony, and I could have reached out and touched some component of it's "swirl" - an arms length away - as it then moved on eastward...
that calm little "swirl" then decided to hit less than a mile down the road later, and ripped the ever-living shite out of several homes, absolute demolition
this was in Kentucky
Why would you stand that close to a tornado? Most of them have winds that pull into the storm so you are lucky to have not been pulled into it.
Tornados are some weird animals. My dad and I were working on our farm in Texas when I was young and this big, ominous rain wrapped looking cloud came up on us fast..We saw it coming across the field toward us, and ran for the truck...Didn't even have time to hightail it out of there in the truck and it went right over the top of us. Could see tree branches, roofing material, and all kinds crap swirling all around us.. My dad had the truck in park with his foot on the brake, and the wind was pushing the truck forward but never lifted it up or flipped it..My dad smoked about a half a pack of cigarettes within an hour after the storm passed..Scary as heck.
This post was edited on 9/14/23 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:10 pm to MAXtheTIGER
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:14 pm to BulldogDX
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You get these from those 30 year old rival smack talk insult books that literally just copy and pasted team names and released 12 different editions?
These jokes are older than me.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:15 pm to MAXtheTIGER
I know you're just doing some pregame shite posting but I'll say this in defense of Starkville. Been there twice in the past year for baseball related activities and that campus is really nice. Yes it's in the middle of nowhere but we really liked it. It's very clean. There's a small restaurant/bar area with some really good places to eat. The only athletic facilities we spent time in and then toured were Dudy Noble and the Palmiero Center but damn that is easily the nicest baseball stadium I've seen in America outside of an MLB ballpark. Just an awesome place to play a college baseball game.
Being in the middle of nowhere Mississippi isn't for everyone but I would have absolutely zero problem with any of my kids going to school there. The only downside for us is the distance from home.
Being in the middle of nowhere Mississippi isn't for everyone but I would have absolutely zero problem with any of my kids going to school there. The only downside for us is the distance from home.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 2:29 pm to BuzzSaw 12
The definition of Relative Humidity in Starkville is ball sweat while banging your sister.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 6:04 pm to jvilardo
Well it doesn't smell like urine-soaked corndogs at David Wade Stadium. So Baton Rouge has that memorable fragrance over Starkville. I'll give LSU that selling point.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 6:12 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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yall got any good cheeseburgers in Starkville?
RIP Christys :(
Posted on 9/14/23 at 6:18 pm to MAXtheTIGER
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And did 6 million dollars in improvements “Starkville” is an old Indian word for trailer park These were some of skip’s best ones. Anybody got any more?
Posted on 9/14/23 at 6:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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yall got any good cheeseburgers in Starkville?
Probably
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