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A romantic weekend in College Station
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:46 pm
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:46 pm
Aggy's are rolling out the red carpet for the Gumps to visit with them pregame and for postgame nightcaps.
I believe some Aggy's are taking Gumps home to meet the parents. And yet all the while, the Gumps are just there for a good time, to have their way with Aggy's, slam bam thank ya baw, and of course the Aggy's don't mind that either.
They love it. Love being treated roughly.
The parents of Aggy's can even tell the Gumps are there for cheap thrills, and the parents don't even care.
It's sickening.
I believe some Aggy's are taking Gumps home to meet the parents. And yet all the while, the Gumps are just there for a good time, to have their way with Aggy's, slam bam thank ya baw, and of course the Aggy's don't mind that either.
They love it. Love being treated roughly.
The parents of Aggy's can even tell the Gumps are there for cheap thrills, and the parents don't even care.
It's sickening.
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Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:47 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Aggy's are rolling out the red carpet
That's just their prolapse.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:48 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I’m busted I guess, hot Alabama girls coming to college station to get laid this weekend and make little Aggie offspring
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:50 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Don’t act like you don’t love Alabama. Deep down in your heart Harry it’s as Crimson as Harvey’s.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:51 pm to Old Sarge
There hasn't been an incident of straight sex in College Station for at least 15 years.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:51 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Picking Up Fawn Libowitz.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:56 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:56 pm to Centinel
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There hasn't been an incident of straight sex in AUSTIN for at least 15 years.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:57 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
It seemed like a good idea at the time..
The Game of the Year! CBS for sure.. probably the one night game of the year.. Gameday will probably be there..
And then King broke his ankle..
Same song, different verse..
Year after year..
The best Aggie jokes are the true ones..
Posted on 10/5/21 at 5:59 pm to Old Sarge
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hot Alabama girls coming to college station to get laid this weekend and make little Aggie offspring
Lol. That's even less likely than y'all winning on Saturday.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:00 pm to BigBro
Will probably do more good for Bama in the eyes of the recruits than Aggie.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:00 pm to BigBro
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probably the one night game of the year
You do realize that horn plays 5 11am games to every 1 that Aggie plays
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:01 pm to mwlewis
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Don’t act like you don’t love Alabama. Deep down in your heart Harry it’s as Crimson as Harvey’s
I do love Alabama, but I don't want to have sex orgy's with big fat greasy Gumps
I love Herman and cyde and Tusc and wasp and vice, etc., many more, and I know none of those guys are going to be there partaking in any of the submissiveAggy/greasyGump debauchery
I didn't mean to broadbrush all the Bammers, just the ones going to College Station for the slutty red light district, like where Texag7's sex tent will be set up, many others dressed as milk men, except in white leather, etc
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:03 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Will probably do more good for Bama in the eyes of the recruits than Aggie.
100% - Some of them are actually coming to the Texas OU game now instead.. although that is also bad news for the Aggies..
FYI - Bryce Anderson is flipping to Texas
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:05 pm to Old Sarge
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You do realize that horn plays 5 11am games to every 1 that Aggie plays
When the 11 am game picks first.. and they pick the Texas game.. that’s the way it goes..
and you missed my point dumbass..
The CBS night game is the “Game of the Year”.. or at least it is supposed to be.. it was a compliment.. it just didn’t work out good for you..
you know.. because King broke his ankle..
ETA: I have decided that I actually like 11 AM games if I am watching the game on TV.. but they suck when I’m attending the game.. or when my kids were younger and had something EVERY Saturday morning..
Now at 11AM on TV.. wake up.. cook some breakfast and turn on the Horns.. then the rest of the day I can do whatever I want.. it isn’t so bad once you get older..
This post was edited on 10/5/21 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I thought this tread was gonna be about sheep.
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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It's sickening.
Moreso than a 37 point shutout?
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:18 pm to BigBro
lil'bro
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:20 pm to KaiserSoze99
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KaiserSoze99
there's one of them now
Posted on 10/5/21 at 6:20 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
We’re not coming for romance, chief. We’re just coming for the gang-bang.
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