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A Christmas Miracle...
Posted on 12/22/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 2:41 pm
About 15 years ago Lil Curby went to work for Captain Sagan on his Bubba Gump Shrimp Boat in the Gulf of Mexico. Lil Curby was simple and had bad hair, but Captain Sagan patiently showed him, over 10 years, how to catch shrimp and sell to local restaurants, and told him to brush his hair a little bit better.
Captain Sagan caught so many shrimp that a rival Shrimp Boat owner wanted to hire lil Curby to captain his boat.... "the old cur"
Lil Curby agreed and while working out his Christmas notice for his Mentor and friend.... begin calling Captain Sagan's customers and stealing information about his best shrimping holes.
LIL Curby left at Christmas 3 years ago to go to Captain the old Cur ... he immediately began use the information he had stolen from Captain Sagan to build his own business.
Captain Sagan publicly said nothing about lil Curby's deceit but on December 1st of found "the old cur" sitting on his most prized shrimping hole.
Captain Sagan throttled his boat in full trim and hit the old cur midstern and it sadly broke in half .
Lil Curby lost all his shrimp ..... and Captain Sagan went on to win Shrimp boat captain of the year once again.
The End
Captain Sagan caught so many shrimp that a rival Shrimp Boat owner wanted to hire lil Curby to captain his boat.... "the old cur"
Lil Curby agreed and while working out his Christmas notice for his Mentor and friend.... begin calling Captain Sagan's customers and stealing information about his best shrimping holes.
LIL Curby left at Christmas 3 years ago to go to Captain the old Cur ... he immediately began use the information he had stolen from Captain Sagan to build his own business.
Captain Sagan publicly said nothing about lil Curby's deceit but on December 1st of found "the old cur" sitting on his most prized shrimping hole.
Captain Sagan throttled his boat in full trim and hit the old cur midstern and it sadly broke in half .
Lil Curby lost all his shrimp ..... and Captain Sagan went on to win Shrimp boat captain of the year once again.
The End
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 2:42 pm to mattloc
That’s a lot of words just to write something that sucked.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:08 pm to Dawgholio
Georgia is really stuck up the @ss of some of these Gumps. They must wake at night in a cold sweat after dreaming their wife just ran off with Jake Fromm.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:09 pm to mattloc
Was this supposed to be funny?
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:16 pm to mattloc
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:17 pm to mattloc
Yeah. Because Saban has never sniffed a controversy while changing jobs.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:18 pm to mattloc
Some of my "bammer brethren" smell scared as fvck. It's pretty sickening.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:26 pm to mattloc
An SEC shrimp boat coaching allegory with no mention of Coach Oeaux. 
You deserve all the downvotes that can be mustered and nothing but coal in your stocking.
You deserve all the downvotes that can be mustered and nothing but coal in your stocking.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 3:50 pm to Che Boludo
You guys are definitely reading too much into this... it is just a fictional Christmas Story
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:04 pm to mattloc
What a stupid analogy. Typical redneck bammer fan.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:09 pm to mattloc
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mattloc
About 15 minutes ago, mattloc was jerking off to a picture of Nick Saban.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:25 pm to mattloc
Wait, so is Captain Sagan a murderer? Because that sounds like murder.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:29 pm to mattloc
I’m guessing this took you the better part of the last two and a half weeks or so since the SEC Championship game to draft.
You should have spent another two and a half weeks on it.
You should have spent another two and a half weeks on it.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:34 pm to UABtiger
some people just don't appreciate quality prose... we should all enjoy a good Christmas Story
Posted on 12/22/18 at 4:38 pm to mattloc
Not reading that, I'm just gonna downvote. Is that okay with you sport?
Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:39 pm to Alty66
Gonna bump this one. Let the Gumps hang their head in shame
This post was edited on 12/22/18 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:51 pm to mattloc
Skrimpin ain't easy
Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:36 pm to mattloc
Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:49 pm to mattloc
Enjoy it while you can. Captain Sagan is 67 years old. Curby is 43 and works in a state that has a lot more big shrimp to catch.
Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:53 pm to mattloc
GREAT TALE, will read again.
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