A big gulp full of retard juice

On behalf of all somewhat sane LSU graduates/fans, I offer up my most genuine apology for the frantic mob of loony tunes that has emerged from Tiger Country over the last few days. The only explanation for all of this is that all of the Circle K convenience stores in Louisiana (as well as some fringe areas of East Texas and Western Mississippi) have gone to selling nothing but retard juice from their fountain drink machines.

Have no fear, in just a little over a week, we will be spanked like a misbehaving little child, and begrudgingly resume our rightful seat on the shrimp boat.

Thanks. Have a great day.