Shaft's Official 10,000th Post Thread

Here's what I honestly think of you:

StrawsDrawnAtRandomListen, you Korean/Mexican bitch, Bergdahl is a deserter and a traitor, isn't worth 5 Taliban prisoners, so quit sucking his dick. Go frick yourself

870Hog- Besides ArklaMissy, you are the only Hog I can stand. But you try too hard to be funny, frick yourself.

deltaland I don't care what anyone here says, you're not a racist. You love black people, you think everybody should own one.

JordonfortheJYou spelled Jordan wrong

UMRealist Pics of UMTigerRebel's boobs, or go frick yourself.

the808bass You're exponentially smarter than MIZ_COOCH, but so is a carrot. frick yourself.

Carolina Tide How's it feel to be our 3rd favorite token black guy? Yeah I said it, frick yourself.

Alahunter If it weren't for your interesting pic threads, you'd be as annoying as Rush Limbaugh. Ya old a-hole, frick yourself.

CatFan81 We get it, you hate Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman. You're a count, frick yourself.

CheeseburgerEddie Have you ever even seen a vagina irl? Seek help for your kiddie porn fixation. frick yourself.

CrimsonChin You're a fricking idiot. frick yourself, with a cactus.

FooManChoo Jesus thinks you're an a-hole, frick yourself.

heartbreakTiger Lemme guess, just getting done at the gym? No matter how much you bench press, you'll still have a sorry excuse for an infant's penis. I'd tell you to frick yourself, but you'd need a pair of tweezers.

KSGamecock You post enough to be worth a mention, I just can't remember any of your posts, perhaps you suck at this? frick yourself.

PrivatePublicYou're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel!

BlackHelicopterPilot What can I say, I love your black arse. *No Homo

sorantable You're a fat ginger piece of shite, hope you walk outside and turn into a gigantic melanoma before you start another thread.


Bama Bird You are so gay, your blood type is AIDS.

Kentucker Nobody cares about you.

BuccWildBammer IM not fond of your threads

MIZ_COU Nobody on this board is wrong, more often than you. And Stonehog posts here. Think about that, then frick yourself.

Mizzeaux Only Mizzou fan worth a shite on all of TD.com. That's being said, you're a Mizzou fan, frick yourself.

pvilleguru If something I say here offends you, please, GO frick YOURSELF, PUSSY.

Rebelgator Shoots innocent black kids, he should frick himself.

Stonehog Find a fricking fire, and die in it.

UMTigerRebel You're too bossy, show your boobs already.

Roger Klarvin Every day, I pray, for your gay to go away.

Prof Vols, Bitch

TeLeFaWx Follow Stonehog into the fire.

3andOut You........... I kinda like you. But... Aggie, so............frick yourself.

Slippery Slope The fact that you have reproduced is what gives me hope. Even though you're a left-wing douche, you're hands down the funniest person here. frick yourself.


GoBigOrange86 Vols, Bitch

Duke Thunder Buddies 4 Life

Sleeping MoGray Hairy Pussy fig Tiger Occupy my balls.

BluegrassBelle You're too sweet for this board Belle. Now show us dem boobs.

reggierayreb Pics of UMtigerReb's boobs or frick yourself.

The Spleen-You're pretty much worthless, I've taken shits more interesting than you.

TreyAnastasioYou're an outstanding troll, and it's our birthday in 10 Minutes or so, so happy birthday. Now go frick yourself.

TBirdSpur-Well if it isn't Mr. IncogNegro himself. I love you man **No Homo




But on the real, thanks for the laughs, and taking my dumb arse in stride for the last 9,999 posts.


Here's to the next 10,000