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I'm Shmacked

Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:09 pm
Posted by PontotocReb
Pontotoc, MS
Member since Dec 2013
95 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Dixie.Reb
Oxford
Member since Jul 2013
3200 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:26 pm to
Calling her by the wrong name
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:49 pm to
Those girls saying don't touch their buttholes are lying
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
75655 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:50 pm to
And to not be douche bags. Guarantee each of them went home with an a-hole that night and let them touch their buttholes.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:50 pm to
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16981 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 9:52 pm to
The guy in the red golf shirts has some guns but is not at all believable. Probably the gayest dude I have ever heard talk about what women want in the sack. Lots of talk about PIIHB.
Posted by Doresrules
Dallas, Tx
Member since Dec 2012
4451 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

The guy in the red golf shirts has some guns but is not at all believable. Probably the gayest dude I have ever heard talk about what women want in the sack


Yeah that kid must have heard girls say it at sleep overs.
Posted by WithaRebelYell
Bristol TN
Member since Jan 2013
4869 posts
Posted on 12/27/13 at 11:19 pm to
Why did so many of those people sound northern?
This post was edited on 12/27/13 at 11:21 pm
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
14210 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:01 am to
quote:




So which scene were you in?
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21719 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:13 am to
"I dont know, I'm a virgin."

"That is such a lie"


Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
16604 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:17 am to
Go to the 40 second mark. The guy on the far right is tripping major frickin balls. You're welcome.
Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19537 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:36 am to
So many proud parents will stumble upon this video
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16981 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:39 am to
Damn sure is. The guy at the 1:02 mark is drunker than Cooter Brown. "Stick your finger up a girl's butthole, that's a valid answer."
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
106075 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:41 am to
"Don't take the duct tape off her mouth"

"Don't say Hotty Toddy in bed"

Posted by SwayzeBalla
Member since Dec 2011
19537 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 12:49 am to
I lol'd at "wake her up"
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7845 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 9:14 am to
Gotta keep the duct tape on
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 9:21 am to
quote:

So many proud parents will stumble upon this video

God, I hope my daughters don't end up on something like this one day.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7845 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 9:22 am to
Hey maybe she will be the one that's the virgin... There's always hope
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 9:24 am to
But that girl was lying.
Posted by WhistlinDixie15
I make people sleepy
Member since Oct 2012
7845 posts
Posted on 12/28/13 at 9:26 am to
Ah.... You caught my joke
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