All that happened because some kid decided to act like a dog peeing on a pole

I mean it is like Elijah Moore is a time traveler. At the time every Ole Miss fan wanted him to transfer or get kicked off the team. We hated that he set in motion a penalty that made it more likely to lose. Then our kicker whiffed the kick and the rest is history. So the kicker is really to blame but in terms of cause and effect we all knew it was the penalty that put us in that position to begin with.

Two major events happened as a result initially. State believed Matt Luke was safe and they had previously made the decision to fire motorboat but after the negative reaction Ole Miss got and the abuse we were taking, they didn’t want to let us off the hook and they decided to keep their autistic offense of genius coach, who everyone really didn’t want anymore. And then Ole Miss did the unthinkable and previously unplanned decision and fired tubby boy. This crushed State. They now knew they were going to miss their chance to reset and put us in a disadvantage with an incompetent coach for another year. Literally the tables were turned and it was a nightmare come true.

If nothing else that alone was brilliant. All would be forgiven for that little peeing pile of dogshit. He took on a martyr status. We had already killed him in the media and on our boards but he rose from the ashes to be like Mad Max and lead us to the promise land. But low and behold he wasn’t finished. He also took out Arkansas with his heroic act of peeing and pissed all over another SEC foe, crushing their hopes and dreams as well.

Arkanas fired Chad Morris two weeks before Ole Miss fired Matt Luke. They had done their homework and had their man. But everything changed when Elijah hiked his leg on that goal post. It was magic pee and it got all over Arkansas as well as State. It marked them with a stench that no one could mistake, they knew they were beat. State left holding on to a coach they don’t want and Arkansas lost all the advantage of the two week head start, now looking to promote from within. Sound familiar Ole Miss? They hate us for what we did, really what Elijah did. But Ole Miss should make a statue of Elijah peeing on a goal post and put it somewhere on campus to commemorate his act of valor!