re: 2015 Ole Miss Football Recruiting Thread

Bruh that news was like 10 pages ago

She may have had diarrhea.

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frick him and his stupid-arse glasses. He looks like a dipshit. I hope Robert Conyers puts Khalil McDicksInAss deeper into the turf than Michael Jordan after his hole-in-one in Space Jam. Then I hope he runs to the sideline, breaks Drew's idiot, faux-hipster glasses over his knee like Bo Jackson and lets out a Randy Savage "ooooh yeah."

I hope all this horseshite helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall apeshit, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius. Hell, I hope he drives to Knoxville and fricks Butch's lesbian lover harder than she's ever been scissored before by her post-op tranny freakshow.

I don't care if we fire doresrules or not. That Chaz Bono lookalike better sign Willie Allen next year though or I'm going to throw a fricking fit. And lose some damn weight. If you want your linemen to play well, maybe you should go out and recruit well instead of just sucking down KFC double-downs with Justin Bell.

Now to conclude this rant, someone find me psk_vol, V&S, and Prof's addresses. I'm going to whoop psk's arse worse than his stepdad did after he didn't swallow growing up, then brand Rebals Bitch into his sternum. Then I'm going to earfrick V&S's sisterwife, and finish on his Mark Martin bedspread. Finally, I'm going to drop off a fruit basket at Prof's house because despite both of our fanbases acting like jackasses in that thread, he has been quite nice.

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.... I love you. I'm a state fan and I want that as my sig.

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I hope all this horseshite helps Freeze lose his nice guy act State fans have been telling him he has going. He just goes off the wall apeshit, sticking his head under Rebel IPA taps at the Library, snorting coke off Andy Kennedy's dome, and slaying every Theta in a five-square-mile radius.

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I'm thinking I may just use this part, it's glorious. I do love my current one though, especially now that I don't think he's around anymore. It's like a tribute to days past.

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a bitch in an Expedition with UT decals was speeding and cut me off to beat me to the preschool.

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My wife tells me all the time about how real shite gets in the lower school carpool line.

We go to an older school that didn't traffic plan like 60 years ago. So everyone has to squeeze through a small gate coming from both directions. And nobody can get out. It's a disaster.

In four years she has personally witnessed three different soccer moms exit their vehicles for IRL Sonic style confrontations. When it goes down, the security guard just backs off and gets into his golf cart to watch.

V,B

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In four years she has personally witnessed three different soccer moms exit their vehicles for IRL Sonic style confrontations. When it goes down, the security guard just backs off and gets into his golf cart to watch.

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Thankfully I haven't encountered this.

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Seems david is avoiding questions about Van.

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I noticed that...he gone.

I figured I would get my melt out at once rather than dragging it on. I think psk might call the cops on me. Too bad he doesn't realize that the only reason I give him shite is because he made an arse of himself awhile back about Ole Miss and I know he's too stupid to defend himself.

Everything jumps a sinking ship