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re: Women are slobs
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:30 am to Arkla Missy
Posted on 1/19/15 at 6:30 am to Arkla Missy
Dang Missy, you know how I know you have the day off today?
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Posted on 1/19/15 at 7:43 am to Arkla Missy
The mistake you women make is thinking men actually care what your face looks like. As long as you aren't dog ugly and have a good body you're fine.
Becca got tom because she threw herself on him and men like easy. Or she had bigger boobs or a better arse than you.
Becca got tom because she threw herself on him and men like easy. Or she had bigger boobs or a better arse than you.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:04 am to Arkla Missy
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No, I dgaf about what bitch Rebecca from work thinks about me, but if she finds out I have split ends, she'll go running to Tom, the dude in the office I'm crushing on (which bitch Becca knows about), and run her big fat, lying mouth to him about my split ends, making it sound like I have some horrid, communicable disease you can't get rid of. Since he's so ignorant about split ends & women in general, he'll believe her because he doesn't realize he's getting played by an evil bitch, so he'll blow me off - the nice girl who just needs a hair trim & minimal girly crap - and end up with Becca, the royal manipulative high maintenance bitchy whore who has to have 2 bathrooms/dressing rooms just to keep all of her crap in she needs to maintain her "look." He realizes his mistake the first time he spends the night at her place & sees her massive amount of shite strewn all over her bathroom vanities & dressing table, and particularly when he sees her the next morning, in the sunlight, without make-up or her clip-in hair extensions. And since he much prefers bitch Becca's "dolled-up look" over her "morning look," he realizes he'll happily put up with her slobbishness ... He wants a "10" not a "2"- even if it comes from a bottle & a tube (or several dozen) and fake hair & nails.
When it gets back to me through the office grapevine about what Becca the bitch has done & how she manipulated dumbass Tom with lies & superficiality - and it worked - I run right out after work & purchase an SUV-load of new make-up, skin care & hair products (including hair accessories), the newest hair curling & straightening irons, teeth whitening kits, waxing kits & razors, bleaching kits, mani & pedi kits, & a couple dozen bottles of nail polish. I need something new to put all the shite in, so I buy a Chanel handbag. To make myself feel better about spending all of that $$$$ on superficial crap, I buy a couple of complete outfits - jeans, blouse, & boots and a dress & heels. Of course, I must buy new earrings to wear with both, not to mention lacy undergarments, and on my way out of the department store, I pick up a bottle of J'adore - my favorite perfume. When I get home and begin attempting to put all of my new crap away, no doubt I have zero space left for it, so it just goes wherever I can sit it - mainly bathroom vanities & dressing tables, desk, dresser tops, night stands, etc. ... Now, I'm well on my way to becoming a bitchy Becca slob all because Tom was too stupid to know that split ends are harmless & not contagious, and he preferred the superficial, artificial "look" of Becca the bitch which can only be attained through the use of enough cosmetic, skin care, hair, teeth, & nail products to fill up a Walgreens, but must be stored in the available space provided by a home bathroom ... therefore women are forced, by men, to be slobs. Sad, really.
Holy Smokes! all of that out of a hypothetical. Thankfully, I don't work with any women. I would fire all you crazies.
I blame that bitch Oprah and that dyke Ellen.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:06 am to jefffan
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What do you need besides a comb, brush, razor for the legs, and a mirror?
If we had just that, we'd hear about how we've "let ourselves go" from men.
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Women are conditioned to have all this shite, but that doesn't mean you need all that shite.
If it was women doing the conditioning we'd live in sweatpants and never shave our legs in the winter. Just sayin'.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:25 am to Bham4Tide
Yeah my wife's side of the bathroom is always a mess, but I will say when it's time to clean up she does a much better job cleaning and organizing all her shite than I do mine. I just throw all my stuff in a drawer.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:37 am to Arkla Missy
If Tom is really that ign'ant, he'll fall for whatever tramp comes along his way, and wasn't marriage material anyway. And he damn sure isn't going to hang around Becca long since she gave up the goods so easily.
Women dress for other women, period. If women dressed to look good for men, they'd dress like strippers.
And some of us men are more intelligent than you give us credit for. We can see which chicks are sluts and which are actually sane. Sometimes.
Women dress for other women, period. If women dressed to look good for men, they'd dress like strippers.
And some of us men are more intelligent than you give us credit for. We can see which chicks are sluts and which are actually sane. Sometimes.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:49 am to cokebottleag
I have a wife and two daughters and I can honestly say my "bachelor pads" were always cleaner than our place ever is now.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 8:58 am to imjustafatkid
This.
My daughter is a total fricking slob to the point of embarassment. My wife is generally the same way accept on certain things like the kitchen. She can't stand to have a dish in the sink, but it's perfectly acceptable to have five pairs of shoes on the bathroom floor?!?!
My daughter is a total fricking slob to the point of embarassment. My wife is generally the same way accept on certain things like the kitchen. She can't stand to have a dish in the sink, but it's perfectly acceptable to have five pairs of shoes on the bathroom floor?!?!
Posted on 1/19/15 at 9:06 am to Aubie Spr96
I think we're married to the same woman. Mine is clearing off the dinner table before people are even done eating. That's how much she hates dirty dishes not in the dishwasher.
Or newspapers lying around the house. I had to cancel the Sunday paper delivery because I never got to read all of it before she would throw it away.
But go into our bedroom and her shoes and clothes are all over the place. And go into our bathroom and her vanity area is covered with brushes, makeup containers, hair dryer, etc.
Or newspapers lying around the house. I had to cancel the Sunday paper delivery because I never got to read all of it before she would throw it away.
But go into our bedroom and her shoes and clothes are all over the place. And go into our bathroom and her vanity area is covered with brushes, makeup containers, hair dryer, etc.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 9:08 am to Arkla Missy
Look. yall bitches be crazy for all that effort.
all I care about is dat arse.
all I care about is dat arse.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 9:18 am to Arkla Missy
There's nothing wrong with looking nice, but that extra effort is indeed done for other women. I've never not fricked someone because their toenail polish didn't match and the only split end I worried about wasn't on their head..
Posted on 1/19/15 at 9:22 am to Bham4Tide
Psh. I rarely wear more than lip gloss, eye liner, and mascara and my make up is always put away because I'm an OCD organization freak.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 9:38 am to CatFan81
We have a giant master bathroom and my SO is so bad that I've been forced to retreat to the bathroom across the house.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 9:57 am to BigOrangeBri
I don't even want to talk about the shite that is in the master bathroom's trash can. I refuse to empty it.
And . . . freakin' cotton balls and cleaning clothes! Cotton balls and cleaning clothes everywhere! On the floor, in the sink, by the trash can - I hate em.
And . . . freakin' cotton balls and cleaning clothes! Cotton balls and cleaning clothes everywhere! On the floor, in the sink, by the trash can - I hate em.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:07 am to The Spleen
You are describing mine to a T.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:13 am to BigOrangeBri
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We have a giant master bathroom and my SO is so bad that I've been forced to retreat to the bathroom across the house.
I tried that, and she fricking followed me to the other bathroom. She said she didn't even realize she was doing it, she just felt bad that I was all alone on the otherside of the house, so next thing I know half her shite is in there too.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:13 am to The Spleen
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But go into our bedroom and her shoes and clothes are all over the place. And go into our bathroom and her vanity area is covered with brushes, makeup containers, hair dryer, etc.
My vanity isn't bad, and I'm not high maintenance (I can go from shower to ready to walk out the door in under 30 minutes), but the shoes are a problem. I have a bad habit of leaving them in random places in the house. And my daughters already have the same habit.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:15 am to cokebottleag
This is all either sex needs to know.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:19 am to guschamp84
That's dumb. Not many women that I know are like that. You people get involved with some high maintenance sloots.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:25 am to cokebottleag
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I tried that, and she fricking followed me to the other bathroom. She said she didn't even realize she was doing it, she just felt bad that I was all alone on the otherside of the house, so next thing I know half her shite is in there too.
Sounds like someone is about to be adding another bathroom to their house.
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