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Why is Missouri obsessed with Soy?

Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:15 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:15 am
Missouri produces more Soy than any other State in the SEC and almost twice as much as Arkansas who is in second place.

Bushels of Soy Produced (2017)


Full data below and at the USDA's website


The state even has an official Soyboy organization, site is MoSoy.org LINK and a facebook page with multiple members LINK



How did they keep this secret when applying for membership?

How did we not vet them for this?

I have discovered these unbeforeseen pictures of Missouri Soy production from the deep web



here is a an actual Missouri professor overseeing the production of their state staple




Can we revoke their membership with this revelation?

Does it explain the school's rabid SJWism and Barry Odom's man tits?

Remember guys: Soy, not even once.

This post was edited on 5/31/18 at 1:04 am
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:19 am to
i predict there to be a lot of posts in this thread from mizzou posters but none of them will cover the topic at hand. because of their increased levels of soy
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:21 am to
Soy produces beta cucks.

/thread
Posted by ZOU
STL
Member since Oct 2014
1841 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:22 am to
Response thread by none other than a beta male. Stop pushing cuckoldery and lay off the soy.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Does it explain the schools rabid SJWism and Barry Odom's man tits?


Yes. And their cuckoldery to every other school in the SEC East.
This post was edited on 5/31/18 at 12:31 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:24 am to
I'm better at soy posting then you ever will be.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:25 am to
Soy. Beta. Cuck. Rinse. Repeat.
This post was edited on 5/31/18 at 12:29 am
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37581 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:27 am to
quote:

KSGamecock

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145082 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:36 am to
quote:

Stop pushing cuckoldery and lay off the soy.

might happen if your fellow soy boys started
Posted by CockCommander
Haha
Member since Feb 2014
2897 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:41 am to
See my sig
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:47 am to
quote:

Response thread by none other than a beta male. Stop pushing cuckoldery and lay off the soy.





Ohhhh yee of giant man tit. The soy hath clouded thy judgment.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:50 am to
They like raising their estrogen levels .
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 12:59 am to
Because they are making pretty good money from soybean cultivation?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:02 am to
...but they're not though, seven states get paid more per soy bushel than Missouri does. Something else is attracting them to this crop.
This post was edited on 5/31/18 at 1:06 am
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:05 am to
shite man, I felt bad for Missouri and trying to throw them a bone.
Posted by GatorsGators
Member since Oct 2012
13454 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 1:48 am to
Florida
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
Just across the water...
Member since Aug 2009
25057 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 3:50 am to
quote:

Missouri produces more Soy than any other State in the SEC


I know why Louisiana doesn't produce more soy...

Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38217 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 3:53 am to
quote:

ZOU


Insecure beta trying to hide his cuckholdery and weakness.

Behold
This post was edited on 5/31/18 at 3:54 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 4:17 am to
Truth
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 5/31/18 at 4:53 am to
I know which Mizzou poster inspired this thread
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