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Why does crunchy peanut butter get so much hate?

Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2205 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:36 pm
I don't get it!! It's peanut butter but with an extra little bit to get you psyched to work your 12-hour shift at the paper factory. Crunchy is definitely the way to go.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:37 pm to
Not everyone likes to eat nuts
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:46 pm to
Why do you like nuts so much?

Have you thought about changing your logo to that of the Arkansas Razorbacks?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43129 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:47 pm to
Arkansas Razorbacks love crunchy peanut butter

Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33833 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:53 pm to
Harder to spread on a sandwich.
Posted by BoomBoomBoom
Member since Oct 2013
940 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 10:52 pm to
Extra crunchy > crunchy > creamy
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Extra crunchy > crunchy > creamy

Why don't you just quit lying to yourself and get a jar of planter's
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58824 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 4:43 am to
creamy poop vs nutty poop


Not a big deal when you are young but as you age it might become so
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
70096 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:23 am to
Peanut butter is good regardless of whether it's crunchy or creamy.

I feel sympathy for people with peanut allergies, they are missing out on one of the greatest foods ever created.
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2205 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 8:28 am to
I fricking love peanut butter
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58824 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 9:10 am to
You love fricking peanut butter?

I like eating it and all but have no desire to engage in sexual congress with it.
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2205 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:01 am to
Is that what I said or are you just a fricking dumb dumb that can't read?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
29879 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:12 am to
Why do you have so much hate in your heart?
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:23 am to
shite, if it's going to be that kind of party, I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Posted by Dudley Humptyfrats
'Murica
Member since Oct 2010
2205 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 10:43 am to
I haven't had any peanut butter today
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
19056 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:20 am to
Crunchy is amazing.

When I was in college I used to make Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with fritos layered in for even more crunch (although admittedly way to much salt)
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58824 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:46 am to
Well, I was just suggesting humor but your response suggests you may actually have engaged in sexual congress with your peanut butter. Was there consent with said PB or was it forced? Did you use jam as an accomplice? Did you use bread to keep the PB restrained? Do you like beer?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58824 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:47 am to
Does peanut butter have a restraining order on you?
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