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re: What's the most inebriated you've ever been?
Posted on 2/12/13 at 2:40 am to CrimsonFever
Posted on 2/12/13 at 2:40 am to CrimsonFever
Never been horribly blackout drunk, but I do have a friend that woke up in the bushes outside Pizza Hut without knowing how he got there. That's tough to beat in my book.
He also recently took a cab to where his car was parked and tried to unlock the wrong car for 40 minutes before we found him. He seems to do this quite a bit.
He also recently took a cab to where his car was parked and tried to unlock the wrong car for 40 minutes before we found him. He seems to do this quite a bit.
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Posted on 2/12/13 at 7:01 am to CrimsonFever
Shots of everclear...talk about some mumbling speech and trouble walking. It literally seemed like I had a total speech impediment and apparently I made up so many words in a phone conversation. That shite fricked me up bad. Hangover the next morning was awful.
This post was edited on 2/12/13 at 7:07 am
Posted on 2/12/13 at 7:03 am to CrimsonFever
I was 22 and in some Irish named bar in Athens in 1985(O'malleys?).
They were having Long Island Tea pitcher night. Some kind of cheap deal.
I was with friends and we were sitting at a table next to where this one man singer/guitar player was about to perform. I kept tipping my chair back. My friends kept telling me not to do that because they were afraid my chair would rip through the speakers which were right behind me.
The restroom at this place was on the second floor. The stairway was made out of rickety, rotten wood and was slippery. On the way down I slipped on the top step and fell all the way down the steps and landed on my lower back. Miraculously, I wasn't seriously injured, but the bouncer saw me fall.
He was a big bodybuilder. He grabbed me by the arm and told me he was going to throw me out of the bar for being too drunk. I went along with him and didn't resist until we came to a crowd of people. I slipped away and ran back to my friends and he lost me.
We went back to my apartment. My friends were about to go somewhere to do cocaine. I remember 2 girls were looking at me and saying, "he's about to black out."
Next thing I know, I was in my bed, hearing the birds sing at dawn. I could not remember how I got in my bed...a total blackout. I didn't even take my clothes off or get under the covers.
I asked my roommates, if they carried me to my bed, but they said they didn't.
I must have had the sense to get in the bed myself.
They were having Long Island Tea pitcher night. Some kind of cheap deal.
I was with friends and we were sitting at a table next to where this one man singer/guitar player was about to perform. I kept tipping my chair back. My friends kept telling me not to do that because they were afraid my chair would rip through the speakers which were right behind me.
The restroom at this place was on the second floor. The stairway was made out of rickety, rotten wood and was slippery. On the way down I slipped on the top step and fell all the way down the steps and landed on my lower back. Miraculously, I wasn't seriously injured, but the bouncer saw me fall.
He was a big bodybuilder. He grabbed me by the arm and told me he was going to throw me out of the bar for being too drunk. I went along with him and didn't resist until we came to a crowd of people. I slipped away and ran back to my friends and he lost me.
We went back to my apartment. My friends were about to go somewhere to do cocaine. I remember 2 girls were looking at me and saying, "he's about to black out."
Next thing I know, I was in my bed, hearing the birds sing at dawn. I could not remember how I got in my bed...a total blackout. I didn't even take my clothes off or get under the covers.
I asked my roommates, if they carried me to my bed, but they said they didn't.
I must have had the sense to get in the bed myself.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 8:09 am to smilodonfatalis
Sounds like a regular Friday/Saturday night
Posted on 2/12/13 at 8:21 am to Mstate
at a technology conference and some guy was drunk, having an identity crisis, and buying drinks for everybody in the hotel lounge.
i think by the end of the night he had spent about $80 dollars worth of alcohol on my behalf and probably about $4-500 on all of us. i don't remember much of that evening except turning down the advances of a cougar (barely), waking up in the bathroom at the foot of the porcelain throne at 3 am, having to go down to the concierge to find my laptop and shoes from the night before, and some awkward stares from a few people at the keynote the next morning.
i think by the end of the night he had spent about $80 dollars worth of alcohol on my behalf and probably about $4-500 on all of us. i don't remember much of that evening except turning down the advances of a cougar (barely), waking up in the bathroom at the foot of the porcelain throne at 3 am, having to go down to the concierge to find my laptop and shoes from the night before, and some awkward stares from a few people at the keynote the next morning.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:08 pm to Roger Klarvin
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This seems impossible, if for no other reason than your liver and kidneys should theoretially begin to shut down after this.
Meh not really. I wouldn't say it's impossible over that many hours.
I took 10 Xanax BARS one time. That's 20 mg of Xanax. That would kill a normal person.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:32 pm to e2drummer
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I do have a friend that woke up in the bushes outside Pizza Hut without knowing how he got there. That's tough to beat in my book.
o'rly???
woke up on the I-10 breakdown lane one morning
Jagger
top that... pizza fricking hut
and oh yes shat all over myself
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:44 pm to danfraz
Some of you people can't handle your liquor.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:49 pm to CatFan81
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Some of you people can't handle your liquor.
I would argue that I handled the entire bottle of jagger pretty well
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:50 pm to jbond
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jbond
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so my boyfriend's wearing a tie with no shirt.
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One of my last memories is of sprawling out on the hood of someone's car in the driveway and just licking his nipples right there in front of everyone.
Are you a female or gay?
Posted on 2/12/13 at 3:51 pm to e2drummer
sb in 06 was 10 days in panama city I was fricked up the entire time.
this year the friday night before the uscjr game i had a wedding to go to in nola. I slammed some vegas bombs and a crown and coke at the hotel bar, went to the wedding, had a few drinks before i discovered the open bar included hurricanes. I drank about 8 or so was slurring my words all over and what not. stumbled out of control to bourbon wondered into live on bourbon where i ordered 3 vegas bombs slammed them and walked out onto bourbon. as soon as i walked out my mom happen to find me, i dont remember anything after that until i wake up in the bathroom with my mom asking if i need to go to the hospital. I was told i escaped and went to the hotel bar and then when i got back in the hotel room i puked in the bed and i was in the bathroom for at least 2 hours before i realized it. I also blacked out during a few of the early LSU tailgates from this year and thats not something i usually end up doing. I can usually remember it all
this year the friday night before the uscjr game i had a wedding to go to in nola. I slammed some vegas bombs and a crown and coke at the hotel bar, went to the wedding, had a few drinks before i discovered the open bar included hurricanes. I drank about 8 or so was slurring my words all over and what not. stumbled out of control to bourbon wondered into live on bourbon where i ordered 3 vegas bombs slammed them and walked out onto bourbon. as soon as i walked out my mom happen to find me, i dont remember anything after that until i wake up in the bathroom with my mom asking if i need to go to the hospital. I was told i escaped and went to the hotel bar and then when i got back in the hotel room i puked in the bed and i was in the bathroom for at least 2 hours before i realized it. I also blacked out during a few of the early LSU tailgates from this year and thats not something i usually end up doing. I can usually remember it all
Posted on 2/12/13 at 4:05 pm to CrimsonFever
Got really drunk at the Library once back in my prime. Blacked out and when I came to I had apparently gotten lost on the 100 yard walk to my house. Was way the hell away from the square. Blacked out again, came to and was screaming at a guy passing by on a bike like he was about to murder me. Held it together long enough to make a call to a friend. Blacked out again, woke up naked in my truck in the church parking lot by my buddies house. I do not miss those days.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 4:10 pm to CrimsonFever
On my honeymoon. In Riviera Maya, Mexico. All inclusive resort. After drinking fruity resort rum drinks all day, I met some fellow SEC fans at the swim up bar. We decided to have a tequila shots contest.
My bride was napping on the other side of the pool while this was going on. There were 5 of us. 3 Gators, 1 Georgia Bulldog, and Me. About 9 shots in, two of the Gators quit (PUSSIES). After 12 shots, the Bulldog got sick and slammed his head on the side of the pool.
The other Gator and I kept going. At shot #16, the Gator fan put the glass to his lips, started shaking, and dropped the shot in the pool. I grabbed my shot, pounded it, picked up the tequila bottle from the bar and turned it up cowboy style. I then slammed the bottle on the bar, and yelled "VOLS, BITCH". Much like 2010 UT vs LSU and later UNC, I won and then lost.
My bride had gone back to the room, pissed off beyond belief. I somehow, possibly crawled, back to the room. And asked a truly stupid question to the angry blonde who answered the door "Are you mad?".
I must have spent an hour puking, in the toilet, in the sink, in the hot tub, and in the shower. I finally mustered the courage to get out of the shower to try and get dressed. I proceeded to fall face first on the bathroom floor, passed out, butt nekkid, puke crusted on my mouth and nose. There were pictures (oh yeah, she took pictures of my fat, nekkid, drunk arse), but I was able to delete them before they made it online.
BTW, We were separated 3 months later, and divorced 6 months after that.
My bride was napping on the other side of the pool while this was going on. There were 5 of us. 3 Gators, 1 Georgia Bulldog, and Me. About 9 shots in, two of the Gators quit (PUSSIES). After 12 shots, the Bulldog got sick and slammed his head on the side of the pool.
The other Gator and I kept going. At shot #16, the Gator fan put the glass to his lips, started shaking, and dropped the shot in the pool. I grabbed my shot, pounded it, picked up the tequila bottle from the bar and turned it up cowboy style. I then slammed the bottle on the bar, and yelled "VOLS, BITCH". Much like 2010 UT vs LSU and later UNC, I won and then lost.
My bride had gone back to the room, pissed off beyond belief. I somehow, possibly crawled, back to the room. And asked a truly stupid question to the angry blonde who answered the door "Are you mad?".
I must have spent an hour puking, in the toilet, in the sink, in the hot tub, and in the shower. I finally mustered the courage to get out of the shower to try and get dressed. I proceeded to fall face first on the bathroom floor, passed out, butt nekkid, puke crusted on my mouth and nose. There were pictures (oh yeah, she took pictures of my fat, nekkid, drunk arse), but I was able to delete them before they made it online.
BTW, We were separated 3 months later, and divorced 6 months after that.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 4:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
yea not a keeper if she cant handle the party
Posted on 2/12/13 at 4:14 pm to Vols&Shaft83
i was going to say something about not having much sex after that on the honemoon...
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pretty much sealed the deal.
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BTW, We were separated 3 months later, and divorced 6 months after that.
pretty much sealed the deal.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 4:58 pm to 3nOut
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i was going to say something about not having much sex after that on the honemoon...
Au contraire mon frere, we had lots of sexy time up until the day we separated. And then a few times after we were divorced (while she was engaged to someone else)
We don't speak anymore though.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 5:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
You sound like one of those people that I know I shouldn't drink with, but would anyway.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 5:26 pm to 15sammy34
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You sound like one of those people that I know I shouldn't drink with, but would anyway
I'm always that guy
Posted on 2/12/13 at 11:34 pm to CrimsonFever
About 15 years ago I hit em hard at the craps table at the Flamingo in Vegas. I then bought an oz of crank two hookers and snapped out of it 5 days later on I-10 east heading back home.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 11:38 pm to CrimsonFever
Got alcohol poisoning off of 100 proof vodka my sophomore year of HS. Woke up naked sleeping in my own vomit. Went to the hospital the next morning. My vomit I was sleeping in was prob 25% blood.
Yea...
Yea...
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