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re: What's the most inebriated you've ever been?
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:40 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:40 pm to Roger Klarvin
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about a 5th, maybe a bit less
This part may be a little less now that I think about it, maybe closer to half a 5th, which is plausible over a 22 hr period, even with the beer
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Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:46 pm to CrimsonFever
I got through the 3rd quarter of the UT-Vandy game before drowning myself in Absinthe at the bar. I don't remember anything after that. Luckily my friends weren't nearly as fricked up. I remember nothing after the 3rd quarter until I woke up in the back seat of my car in the parking lot outside my apartment the next morning. The WORST hangover I've ever experienced, I wanted to die.
This post was edited on 2/11/13 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:51 pm to Supravol22
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Absinthe
That shite fricks you up. I mean it even tastes sort of like gasoline
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:53 pm to Crowknowsbest
I was so fricked up that I don't think I even tasted it. I'm surprised I didn't die honestly
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:58 pm to Supravol22
A couple years ago one of my friends sat down on the couch at the beginning of Bama game (he's a Bama fan) with a 5th of jack daniels and a 2 liter of Coca-Cola. He didn't stand up until the middle of the 4th quarter when he was out of liquor. He immediately fell face first on the coffee table and pissed himself. It was hilarious.
This post was edited on 2/11/13 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:02 pm to Crowknowsbest
Your friend was a lightweight.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:06 pm to lake2280
Yeah he is. Doesn't make it any less funny.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:13 pm to CrimsonFever
1990 in the USAF stationed in Germany. Was playing up and down the river at friends house off base. I was told i took a swing at my roommate who's like 6'4" 250 Idaho breed, got slung head first into tail gate then stumbled into road where car almost hit me. Ran into field across street where i passed out. Another buddy fireman carried me back to house ( i remember that). Woke up next day and went to hospital to find I had a fractured elbow. Had to lie about being drunk due to being basically on probation for putting dent in cops car door( another story)
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:25 pm to OSqueal
I honestly can't think of a single time that stands out. I've lost phones and cards and wallets, broken my hand, left my truck in random places, fallen face first off a tractor, and puked in the cab of a truck full of people. And that's just from freshman year of college.
I remember most of it though, and it was all just alcohol induced. I don't really frick around with drugs, and I'm not going to bull shite some ridiculous story like a few others.
I remember most of it though, and it was all just alcohol induced. I don't really frick around with drugs, and I'm not going to bull shite some ridiculous story like a few others.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:42 pm to CrimsonFever
There is no telling what the drunkest I have ever been all the very very bad nights just string together in that I have no idea what happened and how much I drank so there would be no way of knowing.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:44 pm to Crowknowsbest
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A couple years ago one of my friends sat down on the couch at the beginning of Bama game (he's a Bama fan) with a 5th of jack daniels and a 2 liter of Coca-Cola. He didn't stand up until the middle of the 4th quarter when he was out of liquor. He immediately fell face first on the coffee table and pissed himself. It was hilarious.
lightweightPosted on 2/11/13 at 10:51 pm to Mr. Elvert
Last year's game against Bama in T-Town. Fricking Bama fans...
It was a quality issue, not a quantity issue.
It was a quality issue, not a quantity issue.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:51 pm to Mr. Elvert
It was at a house where they sell weed. Do you really think they splurged on a rabbit cage?
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:53 pm to Mstate
I always find it funny when people tell "blackout" stories and have a perfect recollection of what happened and how much they drank.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 10:54 pm to Mr. Elvert
I weighed about 140 pounds so I guess the rabbit cage was shitty, never even saw it or the rabbit so idk.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 11:21 pm to 15sammy34
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I always find it funny when people tell "blackout" stories and have a perfect recollection of what happened and how much they drank.
I know when I blackout I usually keep drinking and friends tell me stories in the morning of me spiraling out of controlPosted on 2/11/13 at 11:37 pm to Mstate
Same here. The problem is that a lot of my friends are just as bad as I am, so it can be hard to find a reliable source at times.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 11:48 pm to CrimsonFever
Damn near ended up in the hospital once with alcohol poisoning drinking Everclear. I remember starting with a few beers on the way up to Cinci (was going to Bogarts to see a show), breaking out the Everclear at about Frankfort, and not a whole hell of a lot after that until I woke up the next morning on the bathroom floor at the ex's house.
From those who were sober enough to observe I got in some good mosh pit action, then puked for a good hour in a nearby trashcan (thank you Bogarts for that strategic placement). I then managed to get back into the crowd long enough to snag some guitar picks thrown out and some mini bottles of Jagermeister (which I downed). Not much later my ex's bass player was carrying me to the car. We drove home and they put me in the shower to try to sober me up. It apparently helped just enough to persuade them to not take me to the hospital. I was hungover for a solid 2-3 days after that.
From those who were sober enough to observe I got in some good mosh pit action, then puked for a good hour in a nearby trashcan (thank you Bogarts for that strategic placement). I then managed to get back into the crowd long enough to snag some guitar picks thrown out and some mini bottles of Jagermeister (which I downed). Not much later my ex's bass player was carrying me to the car. We drove home and they put me in the shower to try to sober me up. It apparently helped just enough to persuade them to not take me to the hospital. I was hungover for a solid 2-3 days after that.
Posted on 2/12/13 at 12:19 am to CrimsonFever
Went to some party second month of freshman year. Tons of punch and dollar tequila shots.
Party theme is dress sexy, so my boyfriend's wearing a tie with no shirt. One of my last memories is of sprawling out on the hood of someone's car in the driveway and just licking his nipples right there in front of everyone. From this point on I only have very spread apart momentss of fuzzy memory but get back to dorm at 4am. Some guy is in the lobby doing online calculus homework. I'm a pro at math so I do it for him and get a perfect score then go to my room, break my flatscreen tv by picking it up off the stand then dropping it, and proceed to pee in my closet all over my dirty clothes. These last few things are just what I am told.
Party theme is dress sexy, so my boyfriend's wearing a tie with no shirt. One of my last memories is of sprawling out on the hood of someone's car in the driveway and just licking his nipples right there in front of everyone. From this point on I only have very spread apart momentss of fuzzy memory but get back to dorm at 4am. Some guy is in the lobby doing online calculus homework. I'm a pro at math so I do it for him and get a perfect score then go to my room, break my flatscreen tv by picking it up off the stand then dropping it, and proceed to pee in my closet all over my dirty clothes. These last few things are just what I am told.
This post was edited on 2/12/13 at 12:21 am
Posted on 2/12/13 at 12:22 am to CrimsonFever
SB12... I got to the beach Friday night and don't remember much til we left 9 days later.
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