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BoarEd
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What's Everyone's Lineage?
Harry's Guiness thread got me thinking it seems like we got a lot of Scotch Irish types up in here.

Personally I "identify" as an American Scotsman. Both sides of my family are old family Scots. How about y'all?


TT9
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
I'm Nazi/Huron Indian.


BoarEd
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
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I'm Nazi/


Right on.


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KSGamecock
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Half German, Quarter Swede, Eighth Scottish, Eighth English. Identify most with German because my last name is extremely German.
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TRUERockyTop
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
More or less:

50% Irish
25% Spanish
25% Native American (Chumash)
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SECdragonmaster
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.


BoarEd
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Very well. I too like the feel of a clean shaven scrotum. On me. Not on other dudes. Don't get it twisted.


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kywildcatfanone
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
My sister had her DNA done and got her results last week.
England, Wales, and Northwestern Europe, Ireland and Scotland, and Germanic Europe.


SECdragonmaster
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
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My sister had her DNA done and got her results last week.


Congrats on your other relatives conviction for a crime from 20 years ago.


DownSouthJukin
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
1/2 German
1/4 Scottish
1/4 English


KSGamecock
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Yea it’s crazy how they’re doing that now. Turns out your DNA is not private at all when you send it in.
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KSGamecock
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
This is why you’re such a good poster.


DownSouthJukin
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Prost.

The German side is distinctly Bavarian.


KSGamecock
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Same, at least patrilineally.


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kywildcatfanone
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
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Congrats on your other relatives conviction for a crime from 20 years ago.


Yeah, I told her it was a mistake.


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BoarEd
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
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Yea it’s crazy how they’re doing that now. Turns out your DNA is not private at all when you send it in.



Oh, they got all kinds of neat plans for the DNA database. Godsend for eugenics, in their eyes.


KSGamecock
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Yep, the health and life insurance companies are next up to try to get it. This was a door of popular science that was better left closed. We really didn’t need a business just to tell every basic bitch white person that they’re not actually part Cherokee, I’m willing to do that for free.


BoarEd
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
I think they're also looking for something in the gene pool. I think they're looking for angelic DNA.


DownSouthJukin
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
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We really didn’t need a business just to tell every basic bitch white person that they’re not actually part Cherokee, I’m willing to do that for free.




So fricking true.


KSGamecock
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re: What's Everyone's Lineage?
Worth a thread of its own.

When I was a kid I read about this thing in some crazy book my Grandfather had; when the Germans were in control of much of Europe during WW2 they found large numbers of hereditary abnormalities in certain populations they conquered, if I remember right a lot of it was in the Baltics. People with extra sets of teeth, extra organs, or features in the ears that were different. Things that wouldn’t be noticed by a doctor unless there was a reason to look. The conclusion was that these were remnants of alien meddling or some unknown group of humans that were mated with in to extinction like the Neanderthals were. It was probably bull shite and I haven’t found anything about it since but I’d love to know more.
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