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re: What did you learn about women after moving in with one that you didn’t know before?

Posted on 9/6/24 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by bbqdawg
The TRUE 2024 Riboff Champion
Member since Dec 2012
289 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 2:11 pm to
When they take out the trash the bags cannot go further than 1 step away from the door.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
6467 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 2:48 pm to
Their 'potty' can smell worse than dog shite.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7969 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 2:56 pm to
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'potty'


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58743 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 3:07 pm to
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My wife is completely incapable of efficiently putting dishes in the dishwasher.


I have yet to meet a woman in real life who can load a dishwasher correctly

Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
6467 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 3:39 pm to
Yes. Grown women in my house call it going potty. And not just for the kids either.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7969 posts
Posted on 9/6/24 at 3:42 pm to
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Yes. Grown women in my house call it going potty. And not just for the kids either.





I guess you’ve walked into the bathroom after they peeled the paint off the walls.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 8:18 am to
Let me get that number. But butt stuff has to be on the table.

You are an Aggie fan so I ASSume that is understood. Love ya, mean it.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
11494 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 10:15 am to
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They want you to decide what's for dinner, then shoot down all your suggestions


This right here drives me insane. So I tried another route, I asked where they wanted to go. They shrugged their shoulders and look at me to provide a place that they can say no to.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8803 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 2:56 pm to
They sit down to pee
That’s all I know
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58743 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 8:06 pm to
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They sit down to pee


Not in the 60's and 70's
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
1860 posts
Posted on 9/16/24 at 9:29 pm to
Chick toots are the worst
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes
Member since Dec 2014
4994 posts
Posted on 9/19/24 at 7:53 pm to
They don’t shut the hell up after getting out of the shower at night and I’m tired as phuck from working all damn day
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
26642 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:28 am to
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They sit down to pee
quote:

Not in the 60's and 70's

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
9437 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 9:13 am to
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They sit down to pee



Not in the 60's and 70's


Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
7969 posts
Posted on 10/5/24 at 12:13 pm to
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There better not be a single female load master in the Air Force. My wife is completely incapable of efficiently putting dishes in the dishwasher.


Yes. Lol
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
1860 posts
Posted on 10/6/24 at 3:33 am to
Slow your roll, dude looked like a lady
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
5989 posts
Posted on 10/10/24 at 2:58 pm to
That looks like the Scream Extractor from hell.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20354 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 6:06 am to
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2249 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 11:03 am to
That’s because I am a lady, stupid frick.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14748 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 11:43 am to
I have a longhorn sticker on my shop vac so it will always suck. True story.
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