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Posted on 1/21/18 at 2:52 pm
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 2:54 pm to cbree88
My old roommates ex-girlfriend drank hotdog juice
Like, straight from the bag of hotdogs.
Also frick any girl that pulls hair out of her head and just slaps it on the wall of the shower and leaves it there
Like, straight from the bag of hotdogs.
Also frick any girl that pulls hair out of her head and just slaps it on the wall of the shower and leaves it there
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:38 pm to CNB
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Also frick any girl that pulls hair out of her head and just slaps it on the wall of the shower
Jerkin her Merkin?
Sounds a bit kinky.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:51 pm to CNB
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My old roommates ex-girlfriend drank hotdog juice
I love a grilled dog as much as the next guy, but what the frick
Posted on 1/21/18 at 3:57 pm to cbree88
Oh man, she has this disgusting thing where she drives to the Westside of Bham and she'll find a group of 5 or 6 of the biggest, most hood black guys she can find and she'll get them to take her back to the most rundown trap house they have access to where she'll shoot up a bunch of heroin. Only thing is, she doesn't have a job or money, so to pay for the heroin she'll let all the guys just run a train on her over a couple hours.
I know what y'all are thinking, but here's the gross part: she doesn't take a shower everyday so sometimes when she comws home and cuddles up next to me in bed its like "Gross babe, you're all sticky and smell like fried chicken."
women, amirite?
What guy can't relate to that?
I know what y'all are thinking, but here's the gross part: she doesn't take a shower everyday so sometimes when she comws home and cuddles up next to me in bed its like "Gross babe, you're all sticky and smell like fried chicken."
women, amirite? What guy can't relate to that?
Posted on 1/21/18 at 4:00 pm to BowlJackson
Come on maine.
That was disgusting. What you got to run down birmingham like that?
That was disgusting. What you got to run down birmingham like that?
Posted on 1/21/18 at 4:02 pm to BowlJackson
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"Gross babe, you're all sticky and smell like fried chicken."
Clearly you are not from the south as nobody I know thinks the smell of fried chicken is gross.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 4:12 pm to Pavoloco83
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What you got to run down birmingham like that?
I didn't. I am Birmingham. This is my town.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 4:40 pm to CNB
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drank hotdog juice
Posted on 1/22/18 at 5:32 pm to CNB
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old roommates ex-girlfriend drank hotdog juice
That’s pretty nasty
Posted on 1/22/18 at 5:43 pm to CNB
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My old roommates ex-girlfriend drank hotdog juice
Like, straight from the bag of hotdogs.
what the frick, man
Posted on 1/22/18 at 6:37 pm to CNB
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My old roommates ex-girlfriend drank hotdog juice
Like, straight from the bag of hotdogs.
If that is an indication she swallowed I think I could live with it.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 6:06 pm to Cheese Grits
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that is an indication she swallowed I think I could live with it.
That’s another way of looking at it
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:23 pm to BowlJackson
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Oh man, she has this disgusting thing where she drives to the Westside of Bham and she'll find a group of 5 or 6 of the biggest, most hood black guys she can find and she'll get them to take her back to the most rundown trap house they have access to where she'll shoot up a bunch of heroin. Only thing is, she doesn't have a job or money, so to pay for the heroin she'll let all the guys just run a train on her over a couple hours.
I know what y'all are thinking, but here's the gross part: she doesn't take a shower everyday so sometimes when she comws home and cuddles up next to me in bed its like "Gross babe, you're all sticky and smell like fried chicken."
This actually sounds believable, considering the source.
Posted on 1/27/18 at 2:10 pm to cbree88
Ripping huge farts in her sleep
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:57 pm to Big Lesticles
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Ripping huge farts in her sleep
Haha. Does she do that in front of you while she’s awake too?
Posted on 1/29/18 at 12:28 pm to CNB
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My old roommates ex-girlfriend drank hotdog juice
Is that a funny way of saying she sucked cock?
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Also frick any girl that pulls hair out of her head and just slaps it on the wall of the shower and leaves it there
I hate this shite so bad!!
Posted on 2/6/18 at 10:43 pm to Cheese Grits
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Clearly you are not from the south as nobody I know thinks the smell of fried chicken is gross.
I’m from the South and I think fried chicken smells gross.
Posted on 2/7/18 at 8:08 am to cbree88
Drinks Mt Dew.
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:15 pm to cbree88
I swear to God, she sleep cuddled me last night, got in the little spoon position and farted right on my fricking dick.
I listened intently for a giggle and didn't hear one, but I know the bitch did it on purpose
I listened intently for a giggle and didn't hear one, but I know the bitch did it on purpose
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