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re: What are the funniest real names you've ever heard?

Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:02 pm to
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Something something, aggy joke.





that is one of my favorites
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:04 pm to
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Learn to close the door. You don't have to walk into every room you peep into.


Requesting permission to use this priceless quote as my sig, sir.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:05 pm to
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Requesting permission to use this priceless quote as my sig, sir.




I'm honored
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by jchamil
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:08 pm to
Dink Dinkelspiel
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:10 pm to
A couple of guys in my basic training flight had surnames of "Sweet" and "Sugarbaker."

Both From Michigan, too, iirc.
Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:12 pm to
Hai Ho
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:14 pm to
Harry Klitz.

11th grade religion teacher.
Posted by SafetySam
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:17 pm to
Richard Head.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:19 pm to
I went to college with a Lisee Goodykuntz.
Posted by rootisback
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:23 pm to
Had a guy work for me named Richard Short. Knew a girl in college named Sonja Hand.
Best though was a guy named Buster Cherry
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:29 pm to
High school math teacher: Mrs Morehead

I'm not making this up.
Posted by rootisback
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:40 pm to
was Ms Morehead good looking? I got a whole teacher fantasy think going on, so tell me she was
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:43 pm to
There's a WR recruit this year Equanimeous St. Brown. Think he's from Cali.
Posted by wheelz007
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:48 pm to
Coached a kid named Lontravious
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:50 pm to
Alphonesia in High School.

Last name Penix in the Navy -- don't know his first name.
Posted by KajunGator
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 5:59 pm to


Damn....I'm from Polk County



There was a German alpine skier named Fanny Chmelar
Posted by KajunGator
Lake Arthur, LA
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:01 pm to
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Last name Penix in the Navy -- don't know his first name.


I knew a Penix from the Army...think he was considering switching to Navy. Might be the same guy
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 6:06 pm to
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I knew a Penix from the Army...think he was considering switching to Navy. Might be the same guy


Short, kinda chubby?
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