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Posted on 9/24/18 at 1:10 am to BowlJackson
The fricking devil incarnate
Posted on 9/24/18 at 9:20 am to BowlJackson
A distant cousin of mine (notorious in the family for not being the sharpest knife in the drawer) once found a two headed rattlesnake.
He kept it in an aquarium in his home in Mississippi and had found a collector in New York who was willing to pay good money for it. But he was worried the poor thing might starve before he could ship it to the guy and get paid.
So he went to the pet store and bought the biggest rat they had and put it in there with the snake; thinking, naturally, that it would be more then enough to tide the snake over.
And when he came back two hours later, as everyone can guess, he found the snake dead and the rat happily chowing down on the poor reptile's corpse. I haven't seen him in twenty years but I understand he still complains about losing that snake to this day.
He kept it in an aquarium in his home in Mississippi and had found a collector in New York who was willing to pay good money for it. But he was worried the poor thing might starve before he could ship it to the guy and get paid.
So he went to the pet store and bought the biggest rat they had and put it in there with the snake; thinking, naturally, that it would be more then enough to tide the snake over.
And when he came back two hours later, as everyone can guess, he found the snake dead and the rat happily chowing down on the poor reptile's corpse. I haven't seen him in twenty years but I understand he still complains about losing that snake to this day.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 3:37 pm to BowlJackson
Kill it with fire. Twice.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 6:24 pm to BowlJackson
I think it's pretty cool personally. Why kill it?
Posted on 9/24/18 at 9:57 pm to Pavoloco83
I like snakes. Pun may or may not be intended.
I considered making another offcolor joke but I'll let y'all figure it out.
I considered making another offcolor joke but I'll let y'all figure it out.
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 9:59 pm
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:40 pm to Carolina_Girl
Carolina_Girl over here like:


Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:41 pm to BowlJackson
That's pretty bad. I mean, I feel pity on that creature. Its life won't be easy.
I don't hate or fear snakes, they're large enough to see easily and in the case of rattlesnakes, they have the courtesy and wisdom to offer a warning.
These disgusting bastards will do no such thing.
frick THESE THINGS
I don't hate or fear snakes, they're large enough to see easily and in the case of rattlesnakes, they have the courtesy and wisdom to offer a warning.
These disgusting bastards will do no such thing.

frick THESE THINGS
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:43 pm to BowlJackson
I do like snakes, brotha.
By the way, rumor is we're both black now.
By the way, rumor is we're both black now.
Posted on 9/24/18 at 11:13 pm to BowlJackson
That is incredibly scary
Posted on 9/25/18 at 7:53 am to BowlJackson
Further proof we need a VA team in the SEC
Clearly they have sister kissers in VA
Clearly they have sister kissers in VA
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