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Sunday AMA: BowlJackson
Posted on 5/27/18 at 5:00 am
Posted on 5/27/18 at 5:00 am
Today controversial Rantard and OTBaller BowlJackson joins us for an AMA.
BowlJackson is notable for his polarizing persona, cocksure attitude, and unique and rarely rivaled rustling ability. Other Rantards either love or hate him, there is no in between.
Feel free to ask him any question you can think of and he will answer to the best of his ability.
But before we begin let's take a deeper look at BJ:
Name: BowlJackson
Team: Auburn
Character Allignment: Chaotic Neutral
Overall Power Level: 7
Special Moves: One-shot Rustle (level 9), Power-Brag (level 8)
Health: 6 (multiple bannings)
Allies: Barners
Enemies: Everyone else, himself
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Location: Birmingham, Alabama
Race/Ethnicity: African-American
Occupation: "Service Job" as of 2014, current unknown
Education: Some College
Social Media: Twitter
Joined: 9/21/2013
Total Posts: 31746
Average posts per day: 18.57
Breakdown of indexed posts:
note: only 18572 of BJ's 31746 posts (58.5%) are indexed and available. The remaining 13174 posts have either been removed, archived, or are in hidden boards.
BowlJackson's first post: LINK
Posted on 9/22/13 at 11:13 am to pvilleguru
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It's not LSU fans fault that the wildcard played so bad in the first half, and then tried to make it game in the second half
BowlJackson's first flame: LINK
Posted on 9/22/13 at 11:55 am to piggilicious
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I gamble with bookies for money like an adult. Not on the internet with strangers for worthless crap like children
BOWLJACKSON IN THE WORDS OF OTHERS
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he was called 'nerd' too many times in high school
- thatthang LINK
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BowlJackson is my vote. [For 2017 Rustler of the Year]
-TTsTowel LINK
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bowljackson is a lying p***y b***h.
-siliconvalleytiger LINK
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BowlJackson is an awful Auburn troll
- Vanilla Ice LINK
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I swear to god if xxxxxxxxx and BowlJackson are actually admins I will off myself.
- Tuscaloosa LINK
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BowlJackson is always talking s**t like that every opportunity he gets. I have learned to ignore his dumbass.
- MullenBoys LINK
BOWLJACKSON IN THE WORDS OF THE ADMINS
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Oh yea, that guy....I mostly keep him around as a living reminder of the dangers of untreated narcissistic personality disorder.
- Anonymous Admin L**D**g in private conversation
BOWLJACKSON IN HIS OWN WORDS
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I am attractive. I always have been so I've never felt the sensation of being ugly...By statistics I assume most of you here are ugly
- BowlJackson on his aesthetics, 10/30/15 LINK
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I'm not a tall man, and I'm a "grower not a show-er", so I do occasionally feel fleeting moments of insecurity. But those moments fade quickly as her eyes light up with wonder at how much it grew so quickly... I have a top 1% handsome face, and I'm the most charming person you'll ever meet so people flock to me despite those flaws I mentioned, and it can be hard to remember sometimes that ugly people are humans too. .... I have the metabolism of a god and couldn't gain fat weight if I wanted to.
- BowlJackson on his physique, 5/13/18 LINK
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I want to be Bowl Jackson instead of BowlJackson... No space is one of the biggest regrets of my life
- BowlJackson contemplating his life decisions, 4/19/18 LINK
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One time in the 3rd grade I got in trouble for calling my friend "four eyes". I wasn't trying to be mean. I saw it on TV or something and thought we'd both think it was funny because it's such a ridiculous insult. But he got upset and went and told the teacher. He said it hurt his feelings and nobody had ever called him that before. I still feel terrible about it to this day
- BowlJackson describing his deepest darkest secret, 9/17/15 LINK
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People flock to me...The week before I turned 21 I got locked up in Lee County Jail. I was unexpectedly released 4 days later and before I left a big burly black fellow told me "Man, I knew you were special when you walked in. Everybody was trying to help you out and Woah gave you his leftovers from dinner. I ain't never seen that behind bars before."
- BowlJackson on interpersonal relations and his imprisonment, 9/18/15 LINK
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Cute girl at work asked to use my pen twice, that means she wants the D, right?
- BowlJackson on seduction, 12/11/14 LINK
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I'm black
- BowlJackson on his identity, 5/25/18 LINK
Ok, go ahead and ask him anything.
He agreed to this BTW so play nice-ish.
If you'd like to go next week please let me know.
This post was edited on 5/27/18 at 5:13 am
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Posted on 5/27/18 at 6:04 am to KSGamecock
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Race/Ethnicity: African-American
Has this been determined or stated by Bowl? I thought he was as well but he made mention in a post this week that he was surprised people thought that
Made need Clarification
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Allies: Barners
I stand with Bowl
He pisses off some of my nemesis on the Auburn Board and he and I actually usually agree on most things
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- Tuscaloosa LINK
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BowlJackson is always talking s**t like that every opportunity he gets. I have learned to ignore his dumbass.
This was from Tuscaloosa. Which tells you how strong he as become. Tuscaloosa does not like the competition
Posted on 5/27/18 at 7:33 am to KSGamecock
I am strongly in the “allies” camp of BowlJackson. I am amazed at how many people (even Auburn people) get irritated with him.
My only question for Bowl is this:
How do you, as a handsome dude, deal with all the unwanted advances from your friends wives/girlfriends? Do you just ignore it? Do you have a face to face discussion with the girl that it can never happen? Do you tell your guy friends and risk hurting their ego?
I know technically that is 4 questions but it’s really just the first one.
My only question for Bowl is this:
How do you, as a handsome dude, deal with all the unwanted advances from your friends wives/girlfriends? Do you just ignore it? Do you have a face to face discussion with the girl that it can never happen? Do you tell your guy friends and risk hurting their ego?
I know technically that is 4 questions but it’s really just the first one.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 7:49 am to KSGamecock
We know you like to rotate trolling fan bases so schools can lay fallow for a while. Do you have a set schedule for when you are going to become obsessed with a school or do you prefer to just see where your muse takes you when inspiration strikes?
Posted on 5/27/18 at 8:27 am to KSGamecock
Bowl, can you believe it’s not butter?
This post was edited on 5/27/18 at 11:05 am
Posted on 5/27/18 at 9:06 am to KSGamecock
Fried Chicken or Ribs?
Watermelon or Grape?
Why did you decide to join the SEC Rant?
Watermelon or Grape?
Why did you decide to join the SEC Rant?
Posted on 5/27/18 at 9:07 am to KSGamecock
My AMA better be next week 
Posted on 5/27/18 at 9:09 am to pioneerbasketball
I want to ask Pio a question:
Tropical Storm Alberto is in the Gulf-so where in the hell is a severe weather thread?
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Tropical Storm Alberto is in the Gulf-so where in the hell is a severe weather thread?
ETA:
This post was edited on 5/27/18 at 9:15 am
Posted on 5/27/18 at 9:26 am to KSGamecock
How many years has it been?
Posted on 5/27/18 at 10:51 am to KSGamecock
This is awesome!!
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:55 am to SECdragonmaster
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How do you, as a handsome dude, deal with all the unwanted advances from your friends wives/girlfriends? Do you just ignore it? Do you have a face to face discussion with the girl that it can never happen? Do you tell your guy friends and risk hurting their ego?
I just ignore it. My best friends wife, before they were married, used to always put her hands on me all lightly and flirty like girls do when we would talk. Super uncomfortable. After about a year I guess she took the hint cause she quit.
But... Had she been hotter, like more on my level... I cant say that I wouldn't have considered hitting it and then telling her to keep her mouth shut.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:57 am to Arksulli
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We know you like to rotate trolling fan bases so schools can lay fallow for a while. Do you have a set schedule for when you are going to become obsessed with a school or do you prefer to just see where your muse takes you when inspiration strikes?
I'm opportunistic. The only time I set out in advance to strike a particular target is during game week with that particular school.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 11:57 am to LewDawg
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Bowl, can you believe it’s not butter?
Yes
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:00 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Fried Chicken or Ribs?
Watermelon or Grape?
Why did you decide to join the SEC Rant?
Ribs
Watermelon
I originally joined the day after signing day 2010 specifically to reply to a thread on the Recruiting Board about Khiel Frazier (remember the crooting board was LSU only back then), and tell all the corndogs that Frazier was an "AU Lock".
Damn my prophetic level accuracy
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:02 pm to BowlJackson
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My best friends wife
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Had she been hotter...I cant say that I wouldn't have considered hitting it and then telling her to keep her mouth shut
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:04 pm to KSGamecock
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KSGamecock
Bruh, I'm flattered. Even I dont put that much effort into myself. This is almost as good as getting head
You want some waffle house or something? It's the least I can do.Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:05 pm to dcbl
They weren't married at the time 
Posted on 5/27/18 at 12:22 pm to BowlJackson
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I'm opportunistic. The only time I set out in advance to strike a particular target is during game week with that particular school.
Good, good. Great artists create their best work when they are faced with a deadline or something happens to get the creative juices flowing.
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:09 pm to KSGamecock
BowlJackson-how many mirrors do you have in your home, where are they, and how much time do you spend looking in them each day?
Posted on 5/27/18 at 1:20 pm to pioneerbasketball
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My AMA better be next week
Done.
Bowl, what did you go to jail for?
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