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re: Strangest person you have worked/work with?
Posted on 8/15/18 at 9:47 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 8/15/18 at 9:47 pm to Hogwarts
I worked with a guy who would use all of his vacation time to sit at home and play video games. He would literally brag about taking the week off and not leaving the house a single time. Poor guy was such a loser. When we did the office Power Ball pool. dude would sound so pathetic hoping he won. Was clearly in debt up to his eyeballs.
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Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:03 pm to HuckleBearer
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grab his shirt and start popping it really fast
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dined while taking a dump
Ryan?
Posted on 8/16/18 at 2:11 pm to Hogwarts
I had a boss who would follow me to the bathroom and talk to me while I was on the shitter. He also couldn't write and his boss would have me proofread all of his emails and reports before sending them. He didn't understand punctuation and would use semicolons for everything, even periods. I was a pack a day smoker at the time and so was he so I thought it might be cool to work for someone who was understanding with the breaks, unfortunately I was never able to smoke without him coming along. In the winter he'd also insist we smoke in his jeep which was disgusting. I hate smoking indoors or in cars, especially in the Winter and he would want the windows rolled up. There would be dank, moist, cigarette butts all over the fricking jeep, I would gag.
It was gross.
He was taller than me which is rare, 6'4"-ish, and overweight which is hard at that height. He would walk around kind of pigeon toed and he stuttered a lot. He'd also say "Do you know what I am saying" at the end of every other sentence. Not "know whad I'm sayin?" like some people...no, the whole thing. He was just really awkward and would stumble over himself. He'd often give presentations and just freeze and I'd have to jump in, this would happen in conversations with his boss too which I would also have to join him in.
Come to think about it, he'd follow me everywhere, not just the latrine.
He was a really nice guy though, just kind of helpless and promoted far beyond his capabilities. We took care of eachother though. Not a bad guy, just a little strange.
It was gross.
He was taller than me which is rare, 6'4"-ish, and overweight which is hard at that height. He would walk around kind of pigeon toed and he stuttered a lot. He'd also say "Do you know what I am saying" at the end of every other sentence. Not "know whad I'm sayin?" like some people...no, the whole thing. He was just really awkward and would stumble over himself. He'd often give presentations and just freeze and I'd have to jump in, this would happen in conversations with his boss too which I would also have to join him in.
Come to think about it, he'd follow me everywhere, not just the latrine.
He was a really nice guy though, just kind of helpless and promoted far beyond his capabilities. We took care of eachother though. Not a bad guy, just a little strange.
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 8/16/18 at 4:12 pm to KSGamecock
There was a guy that worked for the same company, but at another location, that thought it would be OK to hook up a webcam to his work computer. Then get on a hookup site and wack off on his breaks. The site he was going to didn't trigger any red flags for IT so apparently this went on until someone walked in on him.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 8:45 am to SwaggerCopter
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I worked with a guy who would use all of his vacation time to sit at home and play video games. He would literally brag about taking the week off and not leaving the house a single time. Poor guy was such a loser. When we did the office Power Ball pool. dude would sound so pathetic hoping he won. Was clearly in debt up to his eyeballs.
This sounds like a good vacation
Posted on 8/17/18 at 10:50 am to KSGamecock
You must have the patience of Job.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 1:04 pm to Hogwarts
I used to work with the legit 40-year old virgin. The only difference was that he still lived with his mother rather than on his own. He was obsessed with comic books, action figures, and Nascar.
We used to have magazines delivered to our office for people to read while they waited in the lobby, and he called the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue the "Devil's Work." He refused to even glance at it.
Overall, he was a really good employee though. Super detailed, just very awkward.
We used to have magazines delivered to our office for people to read while they waited in the lobby, and he called the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue the "Devil's Work." He refused to even glance at it.
Overall, he was a really good employee though. Super detailed, just very awkward.
Posted on 8/17/18 at 2:54 pm to BowlJackson
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I posted this story yesterday on the OT so I'll paste it here:
I worked at a place where one of the higher ups got his very strange son a job as a delivery driver taking parts from the warehouse to customers.
I wasn't there long, but the son had a habit of going into the bathroom at the end of the day, turning off the lights, sitting on the floor of the stall, and whacking off to My Little Pony porn. He got walked in on twice.
We know it was My Little Pony porn because he openly talked about being a brony like it was normal, and would walk up to people with his phone saying "hey watch this" like he was going to show a funny video, but instead it would be cartoon My Little Pony porn....
I refused to shake that guys hand.
I looked at the date and just figured you had won this thread and no one would follow.
Posted on 8/19/18 at 12:08 am to p0845330
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p0845330
You know good and damn well it is.
This post was edited on 8/19/18 at 12:09 am
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