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Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:13 am
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:13 am
Has it ever happened? If so, who is King of the Sonic Circuit? I've been seeing a lot of people challenging folks to meet them at the Sonic lately and thought maybe we could use this thread to air our grievances.

Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37298 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:14 am to
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we could use this thread to air our grievances.


But it's not Festivus yet?

quote:

Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.


Kinda hot
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:15 am to
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Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.


My kinda guy.

No Cane has fought fair since sometime in the '70s.
Posted by Bunyan
He/Him
Member since Oct 2016
20828 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:16 am to
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
29128 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:17 am to
i only fight at happy hour. nothing like a half price slushie after beating someone down.
Posted by Swagga
504
Member since Dec 2009
16129 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:19 am to
If you're trying to catch some knuckles all you have to do is ask baw. I'm at sonic every evening taking open challenges.
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24192 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:19 am to
I whipped SavageOrangeJug's arse at the Sonic in Ooltewah a while back. Vols&Shaft drove all the way from South Carolina to record it. You could hear Robert Goulet in the background shouting "Worrrrldstaaarrrr"
Posted by TonyMontana
Member since Jul 2017
1169 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:20 am to
I'm 2-0 in Sonic fights.

I worked there for about 5 years in high school and college. I only fought coworkers. Last match was around the year 2000.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:20 am to
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Has it ever happened?


origin of Sonic fight/Nextel Time
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:21 am to
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But it's not Festivus yet?


Oh, I must have missed this in years previous. Or am just forgetting. If there is already dedicated space for a call-out thread please disregard.

Otherwise, some of you guys got it comin'. You know who you are.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:22 am to
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nothing like a half price slushie after beating someone down


My 3rd favorite thing about Sonic, right after the fact that I can get a breakfast burrito or toaster sandwich all day long, and $.50 corndog days
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:24 am to
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Oh, I must have missed this in years previous. Or am just forgetting. If there is already dedicated space for a call-out thread please disregard. Otherwise, some of you guys got it comin'. You know who you are.


Dates can vary, but here's the general line-up:

Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33173 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:26 am to
That video doesn't look old enough to be the origin.

Mr. Clean was inviting posters to Sonic on the reg from T rant circa 2004.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:29 am to
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I whipped SavageOrangeJug's arse at the Sonic in Ooltewah a while back.


10 e-cred points to you
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:31 am to
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King of the Sonic Circuit?


I'm retired
Posted by BengalShark
Member since Jul 2017
3203 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:32 am to
Dang, Ppl going Duffy at sonic these days!
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:35 am to
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No Cane has fought fair since sometime in the '70s.


Fighting fair is for pussies.

As for me, my family after about two generations back were just simple farmin' folk who weren't afraid to scrap. They fought fair. But then the Gubmint came in and flooded us out and we changed our tactics some. We saw where fightin fair got a person.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
17280 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:43 am to
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origin of Sonic fight/Nextel Time
RIP Leo.



Holy shite, just noticed the upload date on that Youtube clip - next Wednesday will be the 10th anniversary of that fateful non-encounter.

Tempus copulatum fugit.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 11:45 am
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8175 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:20 pm to
My family fights fair but I also never fought people I thought would fight dirty. I did kick a dude in the sack once hard enough to take him out of the fight but his two friends had ahold of me and you do what you got to do.

Now when I was in the army we didn't fight fair with crazies. Cause frick them and I didn't want to die.
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:55 pm to
used to blare my johnny rebel CD after a night of drinking back in HS while we were waiting for our food. only guy that ever stopped and tried to fight was some white lib doosh with a john kerry sticker on his honda.
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