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Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:13 am
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:13 am
Has it ever happened? If so, who is King of the Sonic Circuit? I've been seeing a lot of people challenging folks to meet them at the Sonic lately and thought maybe we could use this thread to air our grievances.
Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.
Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:14 am to BoarEd
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we could use this thread to air our grievances.
But it's not Festivus yet?
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Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.
Kinda hot
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:15 am to BoarEd
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Also, don't challenge BoarEd to a fight and expect to win. I'm the guy that will show up with a buddy there in a Razorback polo standing outside his truck. Then when you go after my distraction, I'll blindside ya with a baseball bat. I don't frick around.
My kinda guy.
No Cane has fought fair since sometime in the '70s.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:17 am to BoarEd
i only fight at happy hour. nothing like a half price slushie after beating someone down.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:19 am to BoarEd
If you're trying to catch some knuckles all you have to do is ask baw. I'm at sonic every evening taking open challenges.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:19 am to BoarEd
I whipped SavageOrangeJug's arse at the Sonic in Ooltewah a while back. Vols&Shaft drove all the way from South Carolina to record it. You could hear Robert Goulet in the background shouting "Worrrrldstaaarrrr"
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:20 am to BoarEd
I'm 2-0 in Sonic fights.
I worked there for about 5 years in high school and college. I only fought coworkers. Last match was around the year 2000.
I worked there for about 5 years in high school and college. I only fought coworkers. Last match was around the year 2000.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:20 am to BoarEd
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:21 am to piggilicious
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But it's not Festivus yet?
Oh, I must have missed this in years previous. Or am just forgetting. If there is already dedicated space for a call-out thread please disregard.
Otherwise, some of you guys got it comin'. You know who you are.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:22 am to 1999
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nothing like a half price slushie after beating someone down
My 3rd favorite thing about Sonic, right after the fact that I can get a breakfast burrito or toaster sandwich all day long, and $.50 corndog days

Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:24 am to BoarEd
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Oh, I must have missed this in years previous. Or am just forgetting. If there is already dedicated space for a call-out thread please disregard. Otherwise, some of you guys got it comin'. You know who you are.
Dates can vary, but here's the general line-up:

Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:26 am to NYCAuburn
That video doesn't look old enough to be the origin.
Mr. Clean was inviting posters to Sonic on the reg from T rant circa 2004.
Mr. Clean was inviting posters to Sonic on the reg from T rant circa 2004.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:29 am to David Ricky
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I whipped SavageOrangeJug's arse at the Sonic in Ooltewah a while back.
10 e-cred points to you

Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:31 am to BoarEd
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King of the Sonic Circuit?
I'm retired
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:32 am to BoarEd
Dang, Ppl going Duffy at sonic these days!
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:35 am to Vecchio Cane
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No Cane has fought fair since sometime in the '70s.
Fighting fair is for pussies.
As for me, my family after about two generations back were just simple farmin' folk who weren't afraid to scrap. They fought fair. But then the Gubmint came in and flooded us out and we changed our tactics some. We saw where fightin fair got a person.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:43 am to NYCAuburn
quote:RIP Leo.
origin of Sonic fight/Nextel Time


Holy shite, just noticed the upload date on that Youtube clip - next Wednesday will be the 10th anniversary of that fateful non-encounter.
Tempus copulatum fugit.
This post was edited on 9/7/17 at 11:45 am
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:20 pm to BoarEd
My family fights fair but I also never fought people I thought would fight dirty. I did kick a dude in the sack once hard enough to take him out of the fight but his two friends had ahold of me and you do what you got to do.
Now when I was in the army we didn't fight fair with crazies. Cause frick them and I didn't want to die.
Now when I was in the army we didn't fight fair with crazies. Cause frick them and I didn't want to die.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 12:55 pm to BoarEd
used to blare my johnny rebel CD after a night of drinking back in HS while we were waiting for our food. only guy that ever stopped and tried to fight was some white lib doosh with a john kerry sticker on his honda.
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