Started By
Message
So my gf sends me these dirty texts...
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:59 am
Posted on 1/26/17 at 11:59 am
Any suggestions with what I should do to her? 
29
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:02 pm to tomsellecksmustache
This isn't even a subtle brag.
This also reeks of bullshite.
This also reeks of bullshite.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:05 pm to Kodar
Here is a pic of her for the non-believers...
And yes I'm bragging, BUT, I'm also wanting to get a few suggestions...
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:07 pm to Kodar
quote:
This also reeks of bull shite.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:07 pm to tomsellecksmustache
You need a few suggestions about adult sexy time? You're a big fan of the missionary position, aren't you?
She has fat thighs. Probably a butterface too.
She has fat thighs. Probably a butterface too.
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:09 pm to tomsellecksmustache
How old are you?
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:09 pm to dmjones
quote:
She has fat thighs. Probably a butterface too.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:10 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Let her piss in your mouth while fisting your arse
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:11 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:11 pm to deltaland
quote:
Let her piss in your mouth while fisting your arse
Tell me more...
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:13 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Apologize to her for your sub-par dick and sub-par stroke game
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:14 pm to DirtyDawg
The hate in this thread is strong.. 
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:14 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Is this your first time sexting 
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:19 pm to tomsellecksmustache
I mean I remember when I was 14 and catfished OkCupid for the first time too.
You can do it, little buddy
You can do it, little buddy
This post was edited on 1/26/17 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:27 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Answer depends on cock size.
< 7 inches= You're going to have to do something memorable but not rapey or gross. If she txts you like that, then you know she's had a passel of dicks to the face. Gotta leave your mark other ways.
> 7 inches= Just show up with a boner and some truck stop frick pills.
< 7 inches= You're going to have to do something memorable but not rapey or gross. If she txts you like that, then you know she's had a passel of dicks to the face. Gotta leave your mark other ways.
> 7 inches= Just show up with a boner and some truck stop frick pills.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:40 pm to Hardy_Har
Holy shite I am crying right here in front of my coworkers. 
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:41 pm to tomsellecksmustache
My suggestions are you go for the Cleveland Steamer. Once you have done that she pretty much is at your mercy to keep you from telling anyone.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 12:59 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Colored over the mustache. Nice touch.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:02 pm to tomsellecksmustache
i 'member the first time i had sex too.
Posted on 1/26/17 at 1:08 pm to tomsellecksmustache
quote:
Any suggestions with what I should do to her?
If you have to ask then she will be texting that to someone else soon.
Page 1 of 3
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News