re: So I shite my pants today

congrats on trying to fart for the first time after having your first round of gay sex

I pooped myself in the 2nd grade and I was scared my mom was going to get mad at me for throwing my underwear away so I hid the poop covered underwear in my school backpack. Well, all our backpacks were in the back of the classroom and the entire classroom started to smell. After an hour or so the teacher began searching the room for the smell and checked the backpack area and found it. She sniffed each backpack and then found mine and opened it up with all the poop underwear in them . Most embarassing thing ever.

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I pooped myself in the 2nd grade and I was scared my mom was going to get mad at me for throwing my underwear away so I hid the poop covered underwear in my school backpack. Well, all our backpacks were in the back of the classroom and the entire classroom started to smell. After an hour or so the teacher began searching the room for the smell and checked the backpack area and found it. She sniffed each backpack and then found mine and opened it up with all the poop underwear in them . Most embarassing thing ever.

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Might as well just drop out at that point.

Here I sit all brokenhearted,
went to shite and only farted.
Yesterday I took a chance,
Went to fart and shite my pants.

I was reminded of that poem. I think it eloquently describes the tragedy and despair we struggle with every day in this debate.