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thatguy45
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Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
This board has posts from over a month ago still lingering, and the rest are about Fartkansas
We have to save this place, and the only way is with hatred, because love (aside from a pay by the hour motel) is fake and gay.

So, what cryptid if you could, would you kill and have in your trophy room? What one is that one that really irritates you cause it's always hiding like a beta and doesn't want to be found?
For me, it's big foot. Douche has its own gas stations but can't come out for a photo shoot.
Dogman is a close runner up


diddlydawg7
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
The only two I know are Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster.

Probably Nessie


thatguy45
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
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The only two I know are Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster.


Never watched monster quest? Or better yet, mountain monsters?
Big foot
Yetti
Florida skunk ape
Ohio grass weaver (imagine a big foot that weaves grass into a dome)
Chupecabra
Dog man
Goatman
Lizard people
Champ (north American version of nessie)
Harbor master (giant hammer head)
Jersey devil
Etc.

You're missing out on some really retarded entertainment if you haven't seen mountain monsters


kywildcatfanone
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
I'd probably go with the Kentucky turtle man.


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awestruck
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
Maybe one of them lizard alien people's. They might make good mounts... although a head might be too scary.

So maybe rump mount? That might make a good conversation piece.


Hey: weird, where'd you get that
me: the usual, late, just before last call

Hey: whoa, what's that
me: well it was different going under the covers, then something jus didn't feel right


Hey: nice ass
me: Yeah, you should of seen the one that got away. . .
This post was edited on 9/19 at 5:19 pm


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Trumansfangs
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
Oh brother, Bigfoot is the ultimate social distancing champion we need.


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Auburn80
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WilliamTaylor21
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
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Florida skunk ape
He actually posts here.

I forget his name.

ForeverGayman or something like that.


diddlydawg7
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
Impossible! I heard he’s a respected lawyer!


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Evolved Simian
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
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thatguy45


How the hell can you leave off the Mothman?


learnthehardway
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
Dogman. I'd need to be confident I could isolate a single dogman and take no chances with running into a pack. Ideally a juvenile Male.

Although hard to kill I believe proper planning and firepower would go a long way.
Zero desire to kill a bigfoot


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thatguy45
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
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Mothman

I honestly don't know how I forgot. Im sorry.
Must be I quit worrying about him after the mountain monsters episode, they were positive he can't teleport through electricity


Hailstate15
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I want to catch Nessie on a fishing rod baw


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kajunman
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
Why kill any of the listed above ? How coo would it be to actually have an encounter with one those ? I'm still waiting for an alien to land in a fling saucer on my back lawn. That would be the ultimate. I'm mean do they only land in New Mexico ?


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Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
the Fouke Monster


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Harry Rex Vonner
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great minds


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Harry Rex Vonner
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
I'll see your Mothman and raise you Lifeforce Naked Girl


awestruck
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
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raise you Lifeforce Naked Girl
... and a Species Natasha Henstridge to you


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mulletproof
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re: Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
RA'd for OB. None of you fags own the 338 Lapua or stronger it will take to drop a Bigfoot or Dogman. Leave it to the coonasses. They will have the appropriate roux.


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