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Saving OTB: If you could kill 1 cryptid, what would it be
Posted on 9/19/20 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 9/19/20 at 4:12 pm
This board has posts from over a month ago still lingering, and the rest are about Fartkansas
We have to save this place, and the only way is with hatred, because love (aside from a pay by the hour motel) is fake and gay.
So, what cryptid if you could, would you kill and have in your trophy room? What one is that one that really irritates you cause it's always hiding like a beta and doesn't want to be found?
For me, it's big foot. Douche has its own gas stations but can't come out for a photo shoot.
Dogman is a close runner up
We have to save this place, and the only way is with hatred, because love (aside from a pay by the hour motel) is fake and gay.
So, what cryptid if you could, would you kill and have in your trophy room? What one is that one that really irritates you cause it's always hiding like a beta and doesn't want to be found?
For me, it's big foot. Douche has its own gas stations but can't come out for a photo shoot.
Dogman is a close runner up
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Posted on 9/19/20 at 4:13 pm to thatguy45
The only two I know are Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster.
Probably Nessie
Probably Nessie
Posted on 9/19/20 at 4:18 pm to diddlydawg7
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The only two I know are Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster.
Never watched monster quest? Or better yet, mountain monsters?
Big foot
Yetti
Florida skunk ape
Ohio grass weaver (imagine a big foot that weaves grass into a dome)
Chupecabra
Dog man
Goatman
Lizard people
Champ (north American version of nessie)
Harbor master (giant hammer head)
Jersey devil
Etc.
You're missing out on some really retarded entertainment if you haven't seen mountain monsters
Posted on 9/19/20 at 4:39 pm to thatguy45
I'd probably go with the Kentucky turtle man.
Posted on 9/19/20 at 5:04 pm to thatguy45
Maybe one of them lizard alien people's. They might make good mounts... although a head might be too scary.
So maybe rump mount? That might make a good conversation piece.
Hey: weird, where'd you get that
me: the usual, late, just before last call
Hey: whoa, what's that
me: well it was different going under the covers, then something jus didn't feel right
Hey: nice arse
me: Yeah, you should of seen the one that got away. . .
So maybe rump mount? That might make a good conversation piece.
Hey: weird, where'd you get that
me: the usual, late, just before last call
Hey: whoa, what's that
me: well it was different going under the covers, then something jus didn't feel right
Hey: nice arse
me: Yeah, you should of seen the one that got away. . .
This post was edited on 9/19/20 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 9/19/20 at 6:16 pm to thatguy45
Oh brother, Bigfoot is the ultimate social distancing champion we need.
Posted on 9/19/20 at 6:56 pm to thatguy45
Posted on 9/19/20 at 7:14 pm to thatguy45
quote:He actually posts here.
Florida skunk ape
I forget his name.
ForeverGayman or something like that.
Posted on 9/19/20 at 7:38 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Impossible! I heard he’s a respected lawyer!
Posted on 9/20/20 at 1:42 am to thatguy45
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thatguy45
How the hell can you leave off the Mothman?
Posted on 9/20/20 at 1:19 pm to thatguy45
Dogman. I'd need to be confident I could isolate a single dogman and take no chances with running into a pack. Ideally a juvenile Male.
Although hard to kill I believe proper planning and firepower would go a long way.
Zero desire to kill a bigfoot
Although hard to kill I believe proper planning and firepower would go a long way.
Zero desire to kill a bigfoot
Posted on 9/20/20 at 4:24 pm to Evolved Simian
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Mothman
I honestly don't know how I forgot. Im sorry.
Must be I quit worrying about him after the mountain monsters episode, they were positive he can't teleport through electricity
Posted on 9/20/20 at 6:21 pm to thatguy45
I want to catch Nessie on a fishing rod baw
Posted on 9/21/20 at 5:41 pm to thatguy45
Why kill any of the listed above ? How coo would it be to actually have an encounter with one those ? I'm still waiting for an alien to land in a fling saucer on my back lawn. That would be the ultimate. I'm mean do they only land in New Mexico ?
Posted on 9/21/20 at 9:07 pm to thatguy45
Sleestack
Star Trek green monster
Vol from Star Trek
Daphne from Scooby Doo
Star Trek green monster
Vol from Star Trek
Daphne from Scooby Doo
Posted on 9/21/20 at 9:08 pm to thatguy45
the Fouke Monster
Posted on 9/21/20 at 9:10 pm to Auburn80
great minds 
Posted on 9/21/20 at 9:13 pm to Evolved Simian
I'll see your Mothman and raise you Lifeforce Naked Girl
Posted on 9/22/20 at 4:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:... and a Species Natasha Henstridge to you
raise you Lifeforce Naked Girl
Posted on 10/3/20 at 10:48 pm to thatguy45
RA'd for OB. None of you figs own the 338 Lapua or stronger it will take to drop a Bigfoot or Dogman. Leave it to the coonasses. They will have the appropriate roux.
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