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re: Relationship problems (part II)

Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:44 pm to
But you do know where to buy condoms right?
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:45 pm to
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LCT

Yup. Said it perfectly.

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Porkie



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Eddie

Considering she had complications when she was pregnant, and has to work full-time now to support herself and her daughter; no.
Posted by olddawg26
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:45 pm to
Ha of course thats a joke. I used to wear them all the time until we had been together for about 6 months. I don't think she was ever pregnant.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:47 pm to
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If/when we breakup/marry/poison one another, I'm gonna link her to all this stuff on here. Then the fireworks will commence.

Dude...you have a straight up death wish.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:48 pm to
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Ha of course thats a joke. I used to wear them all the time until we had been together for about 6 months. I don't think she was ever pregnant.




Start wearing them again. I don't want to being paying taxes to feed the unholy offspring that you 2 produce.
Posted by olddawg26
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:48 pm to
I make plenty of money.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:49 pm to
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I used to wear them all the time until we had been together for about 6 months. I don't think she was ever pregnant.

Serious question: is she on any form of birth control? I'm guessing no, bc of the whole plan b comment from earlier.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:49 pm to
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I make plenty of money.


Buy a better girlfriend then
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:49 pm to
I know it would be hard, and I don't know how long ago that was, but you have to figure out a way to finish up one class. Take a loan out for a sitter for your class times or something. A whole lot will become so much easier it is a shame to let a single class stand in your way.

Obviously I don't know the whole situation, but online, or night classes, or do it one month during the summer. If it is at all possible, find a way.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:50 pm to
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Buy a better girlfriend then

Hey, the good ones don't have to be bought
Posted by olddawg26
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:51 pm to
You buy girls...one way or another. I've never seen a homeless guy with a dime piece.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:51 pm to
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Oh yeah, it's the pill that's making her crazy. You're an idiot dude.


I'm shocked that there are guys that actually buy this.

Time to go cray cray and blame the pill.



Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:51 pm to
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CheeseburgerEddie

There's a whole lot more, that I'm not posting on here, but it's just not feasible for her to finish at the moment.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:52 pm to
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You buy girls...one way or another. I've never seen a homeless guy with a dime piece.

and this explains a lot to me about you.

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:52 pm to
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Hey, the good ones don't have to be bought


Yeah but Oldawg26 clearly isn't going be able to land a good one with his intellect.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:52 pm to
I hear you. That is a shame.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:53 pm to
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Belle

I'm loving the minion gifs you've been posting lately
Posted by olddawg26
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:54 pm to
Stephen Hawking rakes in the honeys
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:54 pm to
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Oldawg26 clearly isn't going be able to land a good one with his intellect

You make a very good point.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:54 pm to
The minions are my fav.

I like to post this one whenever I get told to get back in the kitchen or go clean something.



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