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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:08 pm to olddawg26
Have you ever heard of a condom? your girlfriend seems to have a lot of pregnancy issues.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:09 pm to olddawg26
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Received a text just now. She said she should have talked with me first before behaving that way and my router was in the mailbox. She then said she was so crazy because she took a plan b pill and it makes her hormones go nuts or something. Any truth to that?
Sounds like everything she interacts with makes her bat shite crazy.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:13 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
oh man, her and tequila is nitro glycerine
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:13 pm to olddawg26
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She then said she was so crazy because she took a plan b pill and it makes her hormones go nuts or something. Any truth to that?
Depends. Plan B is basically birth control hormones on steroids.
educate yourself
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:13 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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condom
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girlfriend
Does not compute
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:15 pm to olddawg26
Well then she should get on birth control or you need to pull out or something. You are gonna end up with something she is bound to steal that is a little more valuable than a router.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:17 pm to olddawg26
Dude seriously run..
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:17 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Well then she should get on birth control or you need to pull out or something.
#1 Pull out method does not work.
#2 If you're going to frick this crazy chick, she needs to be on birth control or you need to wear a condom.
#3 I'd recommend wearing a condom anyways cause I'm not sure her crazy arse would take the pills on time.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:19 pm to olddawg26
Birth control. She needs to try it. You've had more brushes with pregnancy than I have, and I have 2 kids.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:19 pm to AUnite
what do you mean it doesn't work?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:20 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Herpaghonasyphilaids, and that's if he's lucky.
She seems quick to accuse and / or insinuate. That's usually guilt.
She seems quick to accuse and / or insinuate. That's usually guilt.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:20 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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what do you mean it doesn't work?
You serious Clark?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:21 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Precum.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:21 pm to AUnite
ya, are you just saying sometimes people don't beat the shot clock?
Oh, well I'll take those odds.
Oh, well I'll take those odds.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:23 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Holy. shite.
There's this stuff called "pre-cum" or "pre-ejaculate" (pick whichever term you want). It can contain sperm and can get a chick pregnant.
Also, correct. Some guys don't pull out in time.
There's this stuff called "pre-cum" or "pre-ejaculate" (pick whichever term you want). It can contain sperm and can get a chick pregnant.
Also, correct. Some guys don't pull out in time.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:23 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
PORKIE 
How ya been?
How ya been?Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:25 pm to AUnite
probably only 1% of total volume. Odds are slim.
I don't think i've been with a girl not on birth control since high school though.
I don't think i've been with a girl not on birth control since high school though.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:25 pm to AUnite
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PORKIE How ya been?
Ok, how are you?
Dang, you're acting like I haven't been around in a long time. Isn't it you that disappeared?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:26 pm to olddawg26
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Received a text just now. She said she should have talked with me first before behaving that way and my router was in the mailbox. She then said she was so crazy because she took a plan b pill and it makes her hormones go nuts or something. Any truth to that?
Oh yeah, it's the pill that's making her crazy. You're an idiot dude.
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