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re: Relationship problems (part II)
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:27 pm to AUnite
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:27 pm to AUnite
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It can contain sperm and can get a chick pregnant.
That's only if you beat it and don't pee before going to pound town. Trust me, I researched
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Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:28 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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CheeseburgerEddie
It's still a possibility though. Is that a risk you're willing to take?
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Porkie
I know, I've disappeared. However, when I've been on lately, you're no where to be seen. Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:29 pm to Supravol22
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Trust me, I researched
Again, I ask: is that a risk you're willing to take with a crazy arse chick that's not on birth control?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:30 pm to AUnite
Hell no, I always wear a condom. I was just saying that pre-cum doesn't necessarily contain sperm. It has to be there from before and get mixed in
ETA: If she's not on birth control and you're not wearing a condom then you're gonna be a daddy real soon
ETA: If she's not on birth control and you're not wearing a condom then you're gonna be a daddy real soon
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:31 pm to olddawg26
frick her 
why would you want to be with someone snooping in your shite?
routers are not that expensive, buy another and move on
why would you want to be with someone snooping in your shite?
routers are not that expensive, buy another and move on
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:33 pm to AUnite
Depends on the girl I guess. Probably not though.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:33 pm to Supravol22
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Hell no, I always wear a condom.
Smart man
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ETA: If she's not on birth control and you're not wearing a condom then you're gonna be a daddy real soon
Yup. Happened to a friend of mine. She went off birth control and then said sometimes they got too drunk to remember a condom..I told her point blank "______ you're gonna get pregnant". TWO MOTHER frickING MONTHS later...."______ I think I'm pregnant. What do I do?"
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:35 pm to AUnite
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However, when I've been on lately, you're no where to be seen.
I keep a pretty low profile in the offseason, there's just not much going on in the way of sports.
On topic, OP already has his mind made up on what he's going to do. This is going to be the guy you see on the 5 o'clock news because his g/f killed him or vice-versa.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:36 pm to AUnite
Where in the hell do you buy condoms anyway?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:36 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
That would be awesome.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:37 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I don't know about awesome, sad really.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:37 pm to olddawg26
At the condom store
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:37 pm to AUnite
Yeah a buddy of mine got married last summer. Told me they didn't want to have kids for a few years and that he's been pulling out so everything was good. I said "Bro...you're gonna get her pregnant."
Four months later...."Hey bro....she's pregnant."
I didn't know whether to congratulate him or just shake my head.
Anyway, they have a kid now, basically no income and no college degrees (dropped out to get married)
Four months later...."Hey bro....she's pregnant."
I didn't know whether to congratulate him or just shake my head.
Anyway, they have a kid now, basically no income and no college degrees (dropped out to get married)
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:37 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
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I keep a pretty low profile in the offseason, there's just not much going on in the way of sports.
True, the offseason can be wild and boring here...all at the same time
I'm just super busy with work and school these days. quote:
On topic, OP already has his mind made up on what he's going to do. This is going to be the guy you see on the 5 o'clock news because his g/f killed him or vice-versa.
I'm going with the gf killing him. Granted we won't ever know though. They're not going to report SECr poster named blah blah blah was killed.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:38 pm to AUnite
I don't think OP has a girlfriend. But I like his entertaining stories.
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:40 pm to Supravol22
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Where in the hell do you buy condoms anyway?
Holy. shite. You can't be this dumb...you have to be trolling.
In case you're really this dumb: go to a grocery story, a pharmacy, a gas station or google "condoms".
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Anyway, they have a kid now, basically no income and no college degrees (dropped out to get married)
That's almost exactly what happened to my friend. She dropped out of college when she had 1 class left to graduate. The douchebag that knocked her up was a bartender. And a certified a-hole. So many red flags she ignored. Bless her heart
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:41 pm to AUnite
He's so naive. We can build him, shape him, make him better.
We have the tools. But we don't want to spend a lot of money...
We have the tools. But we don't want to spend a lot of money...
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:42 pm to AUnite
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They're not going to report SECr poster named blah blah blah was killed.
"And tonight, a tragedy has struck as olddawg26 was murdered at his suburban home, more later from the news 6 team."
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:42 pm to AUnite
She couldn't figure out a way to finish 1 class?
Posted on 6/17/13 at 4:43 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
I have a girlfriend her name is Sara. I honestly have plenty of stories I could share, maybe I'll start a running segment on the OTB every month or so. They are 100% true.
If/when we breakup/marry/poison one another, I'm gonna link her to all this stuff on here. Then the fireworks will commence.
If/when we breakup/marry/poison one another, I'm gonna link her to all this stuff on here. Then the fireworks will commence.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 4:44 pm
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