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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:06 am to
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:06 am to
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Plus her pussy tastes just like cherry cola


Pepsi, but close.

Not really though.


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On a scale from 1-10 how much did your penis move when the Eagles have Tebow a work out the other day?


6.5. 4 because one of my friends is an Iggles fan and that news ruined his day.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:07 am to
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Do you pee sitting down or standing up? I've always suspected the former, and will be pleasantly surprised if the latter.



Standing. Leaning occasionally. Peeing drunk is tricky.
Posted by cas4t
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:19 am to
Did attending an all boys Catholic school make you question your sexuality?
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:21 am to
No. The whole all girl schools being obsessed with us was nice too.
Posted by 3nOut
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:37 am to
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Who?



A porn star. But good on you for keeping up appearances of not knowing.

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My thing is, brisket is good. Texas does brisket well. Brisket isn't BBQ.



i guess it's personal preference. i just don't have briscuit i like here that often. I've had some great homemade, but don't order it if i'm eating out.

Ribs, sausage, etc. all tastes the same to me unless it's just bad i guess.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:42 am to
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A porn star. But good on you for keeping up appearances of not knowing.


I wasn't trying to keep up appearances. Tori Black is the only one I know by name and know what she looks like and that's from here.


Also, googled. Meh.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 11:44 am
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 11:56 am to
What did your ex-girlfriend do to you to make you hate an entire state?

ETA: Please do not turn this into a Ms Garrison thread. Brevity will be fine.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 12:01 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:01 pm to
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What did your ex-girlfriend do to you to make you hate an entire state?


Well, one thing she did was one of my (former)friends on my birthday in my bed. That was probably the worst thing.

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ETA: Please do not turn this into a Ms Garrison thread. Brevity will be fine.


I'm married now. Plus, that dude is fricking crazy.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Pavoloco83
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:04 pm to
Explain the infield fly rule.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:05 pm to
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Explain the infield fly rule.


Baseball is antiquated and it has stupid rules.
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Posted by Pavoloco83
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:05 pm to
Tots or fries?


This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:08 pm to
Fries.

Tots are like the dead fetus of the cooked potato world.
Posted by CatFan81
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:08 pm to
Sex with Gatorprincess or Kige?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:08 pm to
Whom do you hate the most on this board, excluding me?
Posted by betweenthebara
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:09 pm to
Why do you have a george Costanza forehead?
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 12:10 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:10 pm to
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Sex with Gatorprincess or Kige?



Nah, I'll pass. Tell them thanks, but I'm just really busy ya know.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:11 pm to
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Whom do you hate the most on this board, excluding me?


I don't hate you, cockbag.


Probably that blackpawn loon.

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Why do you have a george Costanza forehead?


Because your mother killed herself when she saw you.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 12:12 pm
Posted by betweenthebara
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:13 pm to
Nah, she still alive bruh.

And you still have a huge forehead.

Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:18 pm to
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Well, one thing she did was one of my (former)friends on my birthday in my bed


Well fugh dat bich.
Posted by hg
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 12:22 pm to
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