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re: Rant: Let's get to know each other
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:41 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:41 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Like having copious amounts of sex with a white female named Mrs. Tbird
Holy shite this is weird me too...
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Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:42 pm to thirdlawson
Hi, my name is Bob.
Ethnicity: Black/Puerto Rican.
Sex: Male. I rather enjoy the dark skinned woman, y'all can keep the pasty bitches. Too damn crazy.
Like: LSU, Pels, Saints, Braves, Jay Electronica, Ganja, Shaq, Latinas, Odd Future, LeBron and Adventure Time
Dislikes: The Yankees, Duke, Country music, One Direction, Nick Saban, Dirty Birds, Tom Ritter, JFF, and racists.
Location: Pineville,La (From Ladera Heights, Los Angeles, CA)
Ethnicity: Black/Puerto Rican.
Sex: Male. I rather enjoy the dark skinned woman, y'all can keep the pasty bitches. Too damn crazy.
Like: LSU, Pels, Saints, Braves, Jay Electronica, Ganja, Shaq, Latinas, Odd Future, LeBron and Adventure Time
Dislikes: The Yankees, Duke, Country music, One Direction, Nick Saban, Dirty Birds, Tom Ritter, JFF, and racists.
Location: Pineville,La (From Ladera Heights, Los Angeles, CA)
This post was edited on 7/28/13 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:43 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Holy shite this is weird me too...
Well played
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:47 pm to wmr
quote:
Hi, I'm wmr. I'm white. I am male.
I enjoy football, basketball and baseball.
I like food, tv, and tha internet.
I generally do not like animals. I like eating them and killing them in the woods where they live.
If you play your music too loudly in my neighborhood, I will report you to the authorities.
If you go door to door selling shite and I ask to see your city-issued permit and you do not have it, I will report you to the authorities. I will make exceptions for school kids selling candy bars, or girl scouts selling cookies. Magazine subscriptions for "good causes" will get you reported to the authorities.
I don't like people who harsh on my mellow. I go about my life not harshing on anybody else's mellow. If you harsh on mine, I will report you to the authorities.
In the rare case that I am tailgate drunk, I may harsh on your mellow, but rest assured that it is unintentional. I like very few movies. I have friends who love comic books and video games and hipster shite like that. I humor them. I do not like it myself. I support friends' interests because that is what a good, non harshing friend does.
Most of the time I would rather be outside and drunk than inside and sober. I used to like long walks on the beach until on a long walk on Miami beach I realized that the "piles of garbage" were actually possibly homicidal homeless humans laying in garbage.
I like canoeing and kayaking and hiking. I have a bicycle and a bike helmet, but I mostly use the bike helmet during tornado warnings because bicycling is kind of pointless.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:47 pm to thirdlawson
I am Garfield. I am the opposite of everything you thirdlawson.
But we are all brothers.
I am just your uncool white brother who can't dance.
Besides when the million dollar band is play'n.
But we are all brothers.
I am just your uncool white brother who can't dance.
Besides when the million dollar band is play'n.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:49 pm to thirdlawson
My name is: NATidefan
Ethninticity: Caucasion
Sex: yes please.
Likes: Alabama Football, Americana music, Canoeing, kayaking, alcohol, and the ladies.
Dislikes: The phrase "baby daddy", UT, Auburn, schedule thread conspiracy theories, and the overuse of cilantro.
Location: two hours north of Birmingham, the home of American music.
Ethninticity: Caucasion
Sex: yes please.
Likes: Alabama Football, Americana music, Canoeing, kayaking, alcohol, and the ladies.
Dislikes: The phrase "baby daddy", UT, Auburn, schedule thread conspiracy theories, and the overuse of cilantro.
Location: two hours north of Birmingham, the home of American music.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:49 pm to Garfield
quote:
Besides when the million dollar band is play'n.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:49 pm to thirdlawson
Name: Carolina Tide
Ethnicity: Black, with some White and Cherokee
Sex: Male
Likes: all things Bama, OU, tOSU USCe (whenever they're not playing Bama and Clemson) and Clemson. Also the Oklahoma City Thunder
Dislikes: Auburn, LSU, ALL Texas teams, osu, okie state, Okie Lite, Okie Aggy whatever you wanna call those orange frickers in Stillwater; and of course the fricking Miami Heat.
Location: Columbia, South Carolina until Saturday, then I'm back in Tuscaloosa!
Ethnicity: Black, with some White and Cherokee
Sex: Male
Likes: all things Bama, OU, tOSU USCe (whenever they're not playing Bama and Clemson) and Clemson. Also the Oklahoma City Thunder
Dislikes: Auburn, LSU, ALL Texas teams, osu, okie state, Okie Lite, Okie Aggy whatever you wanna call those orange frickers in Stillwater; and of course the fricking Miami Heat.
Location: Columbia, South Carolina until Saturday, then I'm back in Tuscaloosa!
This post was edited on 7/29/13 at 2:33 am
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:50 pm to Garfield
I'm white, male, and probably drunk
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:50 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Rowdy reptiles
male 21, white
Likes: ALL Gators sports, Bulls, Blackhawks, my wifey, and my instagram fanpage @rowdyreptiles (just hit 4k followers!
Dislikes: UGA, FSU, UT, gumps, non-sec football, the heat, shaving, unsweet tea, peyton manning
male 21, white
Likes: ALL Gators sports, Bulls, Blackhawks, my wifey, and my instagram fanpage @rowdyreptiles (just hit 4k followers!
Dislikes: UGA, FSU, UT, gumps, non-sec football, the heat, shaving, unsweet tea, peyton manning
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:51 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Dislikes: LSU
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:53 pm to thirdlawson
50 years old
serbian
transgender
likes guns and likes to party
give me a PM
serbian
transgender
likes guns and likes to party
give me a PM
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:54 pm to thirdlawson
My name is Bamaboy
Ethnicity: White
Likes: nothing
Dislikes: Everybody here
Location: In bed.
Ethnicity: White
Likes: nothing
Dislikes: Everybody here
Location: In bed.
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:54 pm to wmr
quote:
Hi, I'm wmr. I'm white. I am male.
I enjoy football, basketball and baseball.
I like food, tv, and tha internet.
I generally do not like animals. I like eating them and killing them in the woods where they live.
If you play your music too loudly in my neighborhood, I will report you to the authorities.
If you go door to door selling shite and I ask to see your city-issued permit and you do not have it, I will report you to the authorities. I will make exceptions for school kids selling candy bars, or girl scouts selling cookies. Magazine subscriptions for "good causes" will get you reported to the authorities.
I don't like people who harsh on my mellow. I go about my life not harshing on anybody else's mellow. If you harsh on mine, I will report you to the authorities.
In the rare case that I am tailgate drunk, I may harsh on your mellow, but rest assured that it is unintentional. I like very few movies. I have friends who love comic books and video games and hipster shite like that. I humor them. I do not like it myself. I support friends' interests because that is what a good, non harshing friend does.
Most of the time I would rather be outside and drunk than inside and sober. I used to like long walks on the beach until on a long walk on Miami beach I realized that the "piles of garbage" were actually possibly homicidal homeless humans laying in garbage.
I like canoeing and kayaking and hiking. I have a bicycle and a bike helmet, but I mostly use the bike helmet during tornado warnings because bicycling is kind of pointless.
This aint no ELawsotn Harmony bro. Go find another dating service...
This post was edited on 8/24/13 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:54 pm to BobBarker
Name: M. NightbamalamaGFY
Ethnicity: I be a cracka bruh bruh
Sex: Even when she says no
Likes: Beer, alcohol, wine, whiskey, moonshine, tequilla, dose asses, Steve Spurrier, and everything Auburn
Dislikes: hangovers, alcoholics, DUI's, democrats, Obammer, and flatbottomed girls
Location: under all da womenz
Ethnicity: I be a cracka bruh bruh
Sex: Even when she says no
Likes: Beer, alcohol, wine, whiskey, moonshine, tequilla, dose asses, Steve Spurrier, and everything Auburn
Dislikes: hangovers, alcoholics, DUI's, democrats, Obammer, and flatbottomed girls
Location: under all da womenz
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:54 pm to Jefferson Davis
quote:
Jefferson Davis
Can't see the image (work computer), but Imma just drop a blanket :rivalry: rightchere
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:54 pm to molsusports
quote:
50 years old
serbian
transgender
likes guns and likes to party
give me a PM
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:55 pm to thirdlawson
Ok....
My name is not harmonics.
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Sex: Dude
Likes: rock, guitar, Bama football, beer, Tarantino movies, naked chicks, sleep.
Dislikes: drama, serious shite, being confronted when i want to be left alone (which is most of the time).
Location: The Rant
My name is not harmonics.
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Sex: Dude
Likes: rock, guitar, Bama football, beer, Tarantino movies, naked chicks, sleep.
Dislikes: drama, serious shite, being confronted when i want to be left alone (which is most of the time).
Location: The Rant
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:56 pm to harmonics
quote:
My name is not harmonics.
You lyin' muthafukka
Posted on 7/28/13 at 11:56 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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This aint no ELawson Harmony bro
You sure about that?
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