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Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:29 pm to Athis
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:29 pm to Athis
I think Clemson blue cheese must be the smelliest. It definitely has the worst attitude.
Clemson Blue Cheese
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:13 pm to GameCocky88
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Wings and veggie trays are the only places that ranch belongs
Ranch with wings is only barely less trashy than ranch with pizza.
Ranch would be acceptable with the celery that came with the wings, but my dog loves celery so we still don't need your trashy ranch
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:15 pm to BowlJackson
BC + wings is for blacks
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:56 pm to GameCocky88
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BC + wings is for blacks
It is for Yankees. Like the OP
Ranch + Wings is for Fatties
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:58 pm to BowlJackson
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Ranch with wings is only barely less trashy than ranch with pizza.
Ranch would be acceptable with the celery that came with the wings, but my dog loves celery so we still don't need your trashy ranch
Place to go to post about trashy. Only that place.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:41 pm to KSGamecock
I got nauseated reading the OP. Ranch is foul and profane
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:32 pm to airfernando
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you truly are a pos and make some crappy threads. Your inner person is far uglier than those women you posted.
Finally, someone who gets me.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:51 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
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Place to go to post about trashy. Only that place.
How about a warning next time? I'm not sure even bleach bit can clean what that board carries.
As to the OP-ranch dip is good when made with ranch dressing powder and sour cream-and only for vegetables.
Ranch dressing-no. I agree-this is the default fat person's condiment of choice. They slather that shite on everything. Wings, pizza, french fries, mozzarella sticks, etc. I think its like fat person crack. Mama June probably lactate's that shite.
American cheese-no, unless we're talking govermemnt cheese, which, as everyone knows, makes the best grilled cheeses. Best cheese? Humboldt Fog.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:01 pm to genro
Why are all of the Rant's greatest minds in agreement on the Ranch question? Is time to eliminate the Ranchers? I say yes.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:09 pm to KSGamecock
Agreed, OP. Vinaigrettes are best for salad dressing and I like my wings without ranch or bleu cheese. Ranch smells like sour cum.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:14 pm to GatorsGators
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Ranch smells like sour cum.
That's a very odd comparison. I don't even want to know how you know how that smells.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:17 pm to DownSouthJukin
Well it's what I imagine it smells like if cum could even go sour
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:20 pm to GatorsGators
Suuuure.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:38 pm to KSGamecock
Wishbone French Deluxe and some hot sauce on a pizza is the only way to go.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:39 pm to MontanaMax
I like to put pizza on my pizza. PIZZA SANDWICH
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:41 pm to MontanaMax
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Wishbone French Deluxe and some hot sauce on a pizza is the only way to go.
Are you my brother-in-law? He does that shite, too. That shite is fricking gross.
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:46 pm to DownSouthJukin
shite is delicious. Just give it a try.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:47 pm to MontanaMax
I have. It's terrible.
What freakish mind would ever think of something like this?
What freakish mind would ever think of something like this?
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:49 pm to DownSouthJukin
When I was in college I used to order anchovy and jalapeno pizza if I wanted to have leftovers the next day.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 6:51 pm to KSGamecock
Did you put French dressing and hot sauce on it?
I just licked all of the leftover pieces in front of my roommate after I got done. The worst part was that there would still sometimes be pieces missing the next day.
I just licked all of the leftover pieces in front of my roommate after I got done. The worst part was that there would still sometimes be pieces missing the next day.
This post was edited on 5/30/18 at 6:52 pm
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