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Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:52 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:52 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
sounds like your family should be way more concerned about you marrying into that asylum than the other way around. 
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Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:57 pm to piggilicious
I love her lol and they are a bit wild but they are nice enough people. Amidst all of this remember that at the end of the day I respect her parents and I would do anything for her. The holidays will be interesting lol. It was a honor to make it out of dinner breathing and have them go home knowing I'm not a hoodlum lol.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 5:17 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
Dad doesn't like the idea of the black anaconda in his daughter
Posted on 7/6/16 at 5:23 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
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Disclaimer: her little brother has some medical stuff going on as you will soon see. He's not just a bad kid as much as chemically just off a bit.
We proceed to head back to the house and her little brother is just bad mouthing her dad the whole way in my truck. His mom has rubbed off on him so he just repeats what she says. Thankfully we took seperate cars.
We get back to the house and awkwardly stand around the cake. Her brother is currently hungover as idk what and barely looks awake.
Her mom forces her roommates to come downstairs (half dressed obviously not expecting it) and sing happy birthday with the family.
Amidst this little brother keeps screaming how nasty his mom is for going to a strip club. She gets mad and tells him off he proceeds to give it back to her. I awkwardly shuffle my feet and by now my indigestion is out the roof.
Cake was decorated by the mom and little brother proceeds to say it looks like crap. Another awkward moment as I shuffle my feet.
Me and hungover brother refuse cake because he looks like hell and will heave and honestly I was probably going to myself.
We attempt to light old candles and literally get a torch flame going. Everytime time we leave one it burnt out. Imagine 7 people attempting to light candles dead quietly.
Everyone quietly and awkwardly begins to eat cake. Her little brother escapes to play with fireworks. As soon as each plate was done I helped to clear off and rinse the dishes. It was the escape I needed for a second lol
I tried not to act like I knew the kitchen like the back of my hand but it was fruitless.
Little brother proceeds to try and light a sparkler in the house and every military child bone in my body screams.
My father bails me out and calls me not knowing what was happening
I'll finish up later on because folks it got better lol
Congratulations, you're now white,
Posted on 7/6/16 at 5:26 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
The story is delivering
Posted on 7/6/16 at 5:58 pm to TbirdSpur2010
My infatuation for updates is becoming Larry Leo-like toward JFF or mine for Klay Thompson (whichever is more sane)
This post was edited on 7/6/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 7/6/16 at 7:24 pm to sms151t
Posted on 7/6/16 at 10:24 pm to sms151t
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My infatuation for updates is becoming Larry Leo-like toward JFF or mine for Klay Thompson (whichever is more sane)
Well, we would be surprised if you kidnapped and brought Klay Thompson to your rape dungeon. So we'll go with your obsession with Klay.
This post was edited on 7/6/16 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 7/6/16 at 10:41 pm to CCTider
I never give a vote but you just deserved one sir.
Posted on 7/8/16 at 12:45 pm to sms151t
Just casually waiting for the next update like 
Posted on 7/8/16 at 1:00 pm to TheDeathValley
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TheDeathValley
Damn you!!! I thought there was going to be an update or something crazy posted. No, you just bring a bag of kern and sit down.
This thread has become like pixie sticks for pre-school kids, the ultimate drug of choice that can not be shaken.
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