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Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:23 pm to Pitch To Johnny
Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:23 pm to Pitch To Johnny
Update #2
I forgot her grandmas last name on her dads side (think about that.)
Me and dad sat on seperate ends of the table but he actually made small talk.
I almost ate salad through the prayer. I had zoned out and he was talking low to her brother. Im mid chew on a olive when I receive an elbow to my ribs. This man is mid prayer and my fork had clanked the plate.
Her divorced mother began to talk about how she can't wait for the male strippers to come and asked my SI if she was coming.
He insisted he pay the bill. I got the cheapest possible piece of food. This chicken was the runt of the litter.
I forgot her grandmas last name on her dads side (think about that.)
Me and dad sat on seperate ends of the table but he actually made small talk.
I almost ate salad through the prayer. I had zoned out and he was talking low to her brother. Im mid chew on a olive when I receive an elbow to my ribs. This man is mid prayer and my fork had clanked the plate.
Her divorced mother began to talk about how she can't wait for the male strippers to come and asked my SI if she was coming.
He insisted he pay the bill. I got the cheapest possible piece of food. This chicken was the runt of the litter.
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Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:26 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
More updates coming soon because folks it got even more awkward
Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:31 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
More awkward than forgetting her grandmother's last name?
Also, why is her mother having strippers over? Is this like a bachelorette party, or just something she does with her weekends?
Also, why is her mother having strippers over? Is this like a bachelorette party, or just something she does with her weekends?
This post was edited on 7/5/16 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:39 pm to Evolved Simian
It's some event. Like malestrippers coming for a certain night only.
Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:43 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
Wait... The stripper comment wasn't a joke?
Posted on 7/5/16 at 9:57 pm to Pitch To Johnny
Was dead serious
Posted on 7/5/16 at 10:17 pm to Pitch To Johnny
Oh wow 
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:32 am to dwgsfrlife7673
Updates?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 8:11 am to dwgsfrlife7673
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:18 am to dwgsfrlife7673
quote:
Was dead serious
Hole E. shite!
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:23 am to dwgsfrlife7673
It sounds like the dad may be the sanest in the family.
RUN FORREST RUN!
RUN FORREST RUN!
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:37 am to JustGetItRight
This whole thread can be summarized in this one picture I believe
I have yet to figure out who the crazy mother fricker is of this thread, because there have been plenty of candidates (including myself)
I have yet to figure out who the crazy mother fricker is of this thread, because there have been plenty of candidates (including myself)
Posted on 7/6/16 at 2:51 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
quote:
Update #2
I forgot her grandmas last name on her dads side (think about that.)
Me and dad sat on seperate ends of the table but he actually made small talk.
I almost ate salad through the prayer. I had zoned out and he was talking low to her brother. Im mid chew on a olive when I receive an elbow to my ribs. This man is mid prayer and my fork had clanked the plate.
Her divorced mother began to talk about how she can't wait for the male strippers to come and asked my SI if she was coming.
He insisted he pay the bill. I got the cheapest possible piece of food. This chicken was the runt of the litter.
Good stuff OP; Update?????This post was edited on 7/6/16 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:26 pm to Hogwarts
Update
Disclaimer: her little brother has some medical stuff going on as you will soon see. He's not just a bad kid as much as chemically just off a bit.
We proceed to head back to the house and her little brother is just bad mouthing her dad the whole way in my truck. His mom has rubbed off on him so he just repeats what she says. Thankfully we took seperate cars.
We get back to the house and awkwardly stand around the cake. Her brother is currently hungover as idk what and barely looks awake.
Her mom forces her roommates to come downstairs (half dressed obviously not expecting it) and sing happy birthday with the family.
Amidst this little brother keeps screaming how nasty his mom is for going to a strip club. She gets mad and tells him off he proceeds to give it back to her. I awkwardly shuffle my feet and by now my indigestion is out the roof.
Cake was decorated by the mom and little brother proceeds to say it looks like crap. Another awkward moment as I shuffle my feet.
Me and hungover brother refuse cake because he looks like hell and will heave and honestly I was probably going to myself.
We attempt to light old candles and literally get a torch flame going. Everytime time we leave one it burnt out. Imagine 7 people attempting to light candles dead quietly.
Everyone quietly and awkwardly begins to eat cake. Her little brother escapes to play with fireworks. As soon as each plate was done I helped to clear off and rinse the dishes. It was the escape I needed for a second lol
I tried not to act like I knew the kitchen like the back of my hand but it was fruitless.
Little brother proceeds to try and light a sparkler in the house and every military child bone in my body screams.
My father bails me out and calls me not knowing what was happening
I'll finish up later on because folks it got better lol
Disclaimer: her little brother has some medical stuff going on as you will soon see. He's not just a bad kid as much as chemically just off a bit.
We proceed to head back to the house and her little brother is just bad mouthing her dad the whole way in my truck. His mom has rubbed off on him so he just repeats what she says. Thankfully we took seperate cars.
We get back to the house and awkwardly stand around the cake. Her brother is currently hungover as idk what and barely looks awake.
Her mom forces her roommates to come downstairs (half dressed obviously not expecting it) and sing happy birthday with the family.
Amidst this little brother keeps screaming how nasty his mom is for going to a strip club. She gets mad and tells him off he proceeds to give it back to her. I awkwardly shuffle my feet and by now my indigestion is out the roof.
Cake was decorated by the mom and little brother proceeds to say it looks like crap. Another awkward moment as I shuffle my feet.
Me and hungover brother refuse cake because he looks like hell and will heave and honestly I was probably going to myself.
We attempt to light old candles and literally get a torch flame going. Everytime time we leave one it burnt out. Imagine 7 people attempting to light candles dead quietly.
Everyone quietly and awkwardly begins to eat cake. Her little brother escapes to play with fireworks. As soon as each plate was done I helped to clear off and rinse the dishes. It was the escape I needed for a second lol
I tried not to act like I knew the kitchen like the back of my hand but it was fruitless.
Little brother proceeds to try and light a sparkler in the house and every military child bone in my body screams.
My father bails me out and calls me not knowing what was happening
I'll finish up later on because folks it got better lol
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:28 pm to Hogwarts
Hope OP is alright
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:31 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
quote:
I'll finish up later on because folks it got better lol
Drama (That I didn't have to experience) complete with cliff hangers. This week might not be so bad after all.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:35 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
This has to be a joke or a CMT show right?
There is just either comedy, stupidity, or pure genius by the OP to have everyone giving him attention. I am going with genius and props to the OP for this.
There is just either comedy, stupidity, or pure genius by the OP to have everyone giving him attention. I am going with genius and props to the OP for this.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:44 pm to sms151t
I was actually thinking I felt like this was actually a troll from a bad citcom...but I'll be tuning in anyway. Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:48 pm to Pitch To Johnny
The sad part about all of this is that it's true lol. I just am busy and am in a bad storm. I also know when I told my friend they were crying laughing. I figured I might as well entertain others with my story. Scouts honor everything I have said actually happened last night.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 3:49 pm to dwgsfrlife7673
quote:
Disclaimer: her little brother has some medical stuff going on as you will soon see. He's not just a bad kid as much as chemically just off a bit.
This family sounds like a circus OP. You are in for some interesting holidays in the future. Good luck
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