Oh for Christ's sake

... Peacocks are notorious for being fairly vile tempered. Just like any other bird.

What sort of emotional support would that thing bring? I need emotional support to be the most evil person I can be?

Not to mention that bird would have gone berserk once the plane took off. I really hope this is an Onion article that someone took seriously.

Because nothing helps somebody's social anxiety like traveling with some huge, loud, brightly colored, obnoxious bird that will draw the attention and stares of literally everybody within eyesight and ear range.


That makes total sense.

How would they separate you from your wife's best friend?

At least this was a peacock and not a peahen

If you ever went to the ferry down old Tates Creek you know pea hens are better security than dogs.

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Why did God make Noah put those God damned things on the boat in the first place. I would have been like "Nuh,uh God. Ain't no frickin' way.".

Can you imagine waking up one morning with one of those things wrapped around you and its face right next to yours, with that mouth unhinged?


Too unnerved to post any gifs.

You can read this as someone actually thought they should get a peacock on the plane for emotional support and be pissed.


Or you can read this as someone recognized how out of control these things have gotten and wanted to see how far they could take it and have respect for them.

New York City-based photographer and performance artist Ventiko says she bought a ticket for her peacock, Dexter, so he would have his own seat on Sunday's flight from New Jersey's Newark Liberty International Airport to Los Angeles.

A spokeswoman for Chicago-based United says the peacock didn't meet guidelines for several reasons, including its size and weight. Spokeswoman Andrea Hiller says the issues had been explained to the passenger three times "before they arrived at the airport."

Dexter's Instagram account notes his "human friends" will be driving him cross-country.

Emotional Support Is A Serious Issue !