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Men who can't use toilet properly

Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:31 pm
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
4801 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:31 pm
Are these same men those whom didn't have father figures growing up?
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27200 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:33 pm to
Did you sit in someone's pee-pee?
Posted by GeauxTigerNation
Member since 1988
Member since Nov 2013
13429 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:35 pm to
You totally sat in some dank piss at Walmart.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63902 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:35 pm to
You need to get an AIDS test bro.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:36 pm to
He's an Aggie. AIDs is genetic.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:32 am to
Frank Zappa - "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"

quote:

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Ay, Ay, Ay.
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:57 am to
there are two ways i piss - in my backyard cause i dont have to aim, and sitting down cause im too drunk/tired too aim.
Posted by AUjim
America
Member since Dec 2012
3662 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:07 am to
I work in a building with about 5 other guys and 50ish women.

Every time I go to the restroom, I see one of two things:

1. Piss every-damn-where, or
2. Inadequately flushed bowel movements

Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:23 am to
This is so perfect coming from a Red Raider. Don't drink the water in Lubbock. You'll get syphilis.
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 10:24 am
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:15 pm to
I like to put Saran Wrap on the toilet seat after a woman nags me
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:12 pm to
Men are gross. You should switch to women.
Posted by Papplesbeast
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2014
826 posts
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

You totally sat in some dank piss at Walmart.

Or maybe he just used a public restroom with piss all over the floor. Pretty much every airport restroom has piss all over the floor at some point, every day. I've never found it difficult to aim, at all, but I could see how people with Small Dick Syndrome could have a problem.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54621 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:46 am to
quote:

I've never found it difficult to aim


Wait till you get older and your stream becomes a sprinkler model.
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 1/13/17 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

I could see how people with Small Dick Syndrome could have a problem.


I suffer from Small Dick Syndrome and I have no problem aiming whatsoever.
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