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Men who can't use toilet properly
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:31 pm
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:31 pm
Are these same men those whom didn't have father figures growing up?
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Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:33 pm to fareplay
Did you sit in someone's pee-pee?
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:35 pm to fareplay
You totally sat in some dank piss at Walmart.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:35 pm to fareplay
You need to get an AIDS test bro.
Posted on 1/10/17 at 5:36 pm to deeprig9
He's an Aggie. AIDs is genetic.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:32 am to fareplay
Frank Zappa - "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
quote:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor,
To stick no needle in me.
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from my toilet seat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
It jumped right up,
And grabbed my meat.
I got it from my toilet seat.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.
Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Oh god. I probably got,
The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Ay, Ay, Ay.
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Why does it,
Hurt!
When!
I!
Peeeeeeeee!
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:57 am to BowlJackson
there are two ways i piss - in my backyard cause i dont have to aim, and sitting down cause im too drunk/tired too aim.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 9:07 am to fareplay
I work in a building with about 5 other guys and 50ish women.
Every time I go to the restroom, I see one of two things:
1. Piss every-damn-where, or
2. Inadequately flushed bowel movements
Every time I go to the restroom, I see one of two things:
1. Piss every-damn-where, or
2. Inadequately flushed bowel movements
Posted on 1/12/17 at 10:23 am to Rebelgator
This is so perfect coming from a Red Raider. Don't drink the water in Lubbock. You'll get syphilis.
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 10:24 am
Posted on 1/12/17 at 12:15 pm to fareplay
I like to put Saran Wrap on the toilet seat after a woman nags me
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:12 pm to fareplay
Men are gross. You should switch to women.
Posted on 1/12/17 at 1:19 pm to GeauxTigerNation
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You totally sat in some dank piss at Walmart.
Or maybe he just used a public restroom with piss all over the floor. Pretty much every airport restroom has piss all over the floor at some point, every day. I've never found it difficult to aim, at all, but I could see how people with Small Dick Syndrome could have a problem.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:46 am to Papplesbeast
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I've never found it difficult to aim
Wait till you get older and your stream becomes a sprinkler model.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 12:37 pm to Papplesbeast
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I could see how people with Small Dick Syndrome could have a problem.
I suffer from Small Dick Syndrome and I have no problem aiming whatsoever.
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