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Man’s Greatest Inventions: Part 1

Posted on 10/29/24 at 9:30 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
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Posted on 10/29/24 at 9:30 pm
Pussy
and
Bourbon







what could wrong?
Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 10/29/24 at 10:47 pm to
This post was edited on 10/29/24 at 10:54 pm
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 8:16 am to
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what could wrong?


Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 8:19 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 8:28 am to
Currency

It allows the age old desire of all straight men

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 8:32 am to
On a related topic the mentor dirty old man of my youth had one of these




His "pimp stick" was a walking cane made from the bone of a whales penis.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

Pussy
and
Bourbon

Posted by Harahan Boy
Harahan LA
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 4:42 pm to
beer
slice bread
cajun food
air planes
cars
television (I fixed them for 32 years)
cell phones
This post was edited on 10/30/24 at 5:40 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/30/24 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

beer
slice bread
cajun food
air planes
cars
television

Throw in college sports and pussy, and honestly I'm struggling to think of anything else a red-blooded American male would actually need at this point.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 3:34 pm to
The thermos. It keeps hot stuff hot, and cold stuff cold...but how does it know?




One of my favorite jokes as a kid.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 3:41 pm to
Greatest medical procedure? The vasectomy
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 3:42 pm to
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madmaxvol

Having you and Mr. Grits posting in the same thread with the exact same avi is almost more than my small brain can handle

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 4:11 pm to
sun dresses

fishing poles

chainsaws

porterhouse steaks

pussy

bourbon

Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 6:49 pm to
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Greatest medical procedure? The vasectomy

Nope. Circumcision.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

sun dresses


My weakness.

quote:

fishing poles

offset smokers

quote:

chainsaws


table saws

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porterhouse steaks


Ribeyes

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pussy


Undefeated

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bourbon


Sativa

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

beer slice bread cajun food air planes cars television Throw in college sports and pussy, and honestly I'm struggling to think of anything else a red-blooded American male would actually need at this point.


I would add air conditioning.
Posted by Clark14
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 8:59 pm to
The microwave is pretty handy, and automobiles are a nice addition.

Reading glasses are essential to me nowadays. Refrigerators, washers and dryers and clothes come in handy as well.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 11/1/24 at 3:14 am to
I was born a poor black child in Mississippi!
Posted by OK Roughneck
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Posted on 11/1/24 at 7:39 am to
Thinking about getting a pair of these Ray-Ban | Meta Smart Glasses, Wayfarer
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 11/1/24 at 1:07 pm to
Make sure to get the ones with the "nose handle"


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