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re: Lexi’s random question of the day.

Posted on 5/29/25 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by 3down10
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Posted on 5/29/25 at 1:57 pm to
quote:



Three nuns were riding a bicycles around the courtyard having the time of their lives…

…that’s when Mother Superior said:



Sounds similar to the blue ladies.

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 5/31/25 at 9:08 am to
Day 5 since I got distracted with life.

If you were about to get murdered or had to sing an entire song start to finish what would the song be? Can’t mess up or you die.

I’d do Pink Skies by Zach Bryan.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 5/31/25 at 9:45 am to
I would rather get murdered than be the murderer, so no singing for me.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 5/31/25 at 12:02 pm to
quote:



If you were about to get murdered or had to sing an entire song start to finish what would the song be?






Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 6:34 am to
Twelve Days of Christmas

Just go ahead and pull the trigger instead of prolonging this charade.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 10:10 am to
Good choice

I miss MP and their ability to do snappy songs is the worst of circumstances, like having you liver cut out while you are still alive.

Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 6/3/25 at 11:03 am to
2x sausage biscuits with 2x scrambled eggs cooked in the pork grease and a protein bar.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 6/6/25 at 9:03 am to
Two sausages?
Posted by BuckI
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Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 6/6/25 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Two sausages?
Glutton

J/k
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 6/6/25 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

Two sausages?
I'm a recovering fat arse.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:21 am to
The wild thing is there’s still responses to the original question. And I’ve been busy with life. But let’s get one in today.

You have found a lamp. You rub it because, you’ve seen a Disney movie. And BOOM! Blue guy that sounds like Robin Williams is asking you what your 3 wishes are. What are they?
Posted by BuckI
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:31 am to
Everyone found Jesus.

Posted by boogiewoogie1978
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

What’s your go to breakfast food?

Pancakes with lots of butter
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 3:16 pm to
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asking you what your 3 wishes are…

What are they?





Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold…

Me: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars.

Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive 2 billion dollars.

Me: That’s fine. My second wish is for a 20,000sq ft mansion on a luxurious island in the Mediterranean Sea

Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive a 40,000sq ft mansion on a luxurious island in the Mediterranean Sea.

Me: That’s fine.

Genie: Ok. What is your third wish?

Me: I want you to beat me half to death
Posted by Lexag
Texas
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Posted on 6/9/25 at 10:53 pm to
You must not like your mother in law….
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 6/10/25 at 1:07 pm to
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You must not like your mother in law….




Ultimately, at the end of the day, she’s still family, and I still love her.

…However?…that doesn’t necessarily mean I have to “LIKE” her


Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 6/11/25 at 1:51 pm to
What are your thoughts on waffles?
I like the little holes can have little pools of butter
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 6/11/25 at 1:55 pm to
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waffles
I think they're the scum of the earth.


Pick you opinion and keep it unless well you know, you were wrong.... but don't flip flop.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 6/11/25 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

What are your thoughts on waffles?


The best involve hot chicken!







Bonus Beetus points for Purple Drink (not grape juice), Orange Drink (not a whiff of actual orange / citrus in ingredients), or Sweet Tea (the modern non booze filled version).

Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 6/12/25 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

You rub it because, you’ve seen a Disney movie. And BOOM!


I've seen that movie - "Debbie does Dallas"
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