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re: Lexi’s random question of the day.
Posted on 5/24/25 at 2:44 pm to Lexag
Posted on 5/24/25 at 2:44 pm to Lexag
Three nuns are going into heaven. They're in line and told that if they've committed a sin to come forward and the holy water will wash over them and they'll be admitted. The first nun says she flipped off people when she was mad. She was told to wash her hand in the holy water and she did and went to heaven. As the second nun went to confess her sin the third nun interrupted them and said "can I go next so I can wash out my mouth out before she puts her arse in there?"
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Posted on 5/24/25 at 6:01 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 5/24/25 at 9:58 pm to Lexag
Breakfast sandwich
Posted on 5/24/25 at 10:18 pm to c on z
From?
Posted on 5/25/25 at 8:42 am to Lexag
Day 4. You’re going on a roadtrip a long one. You stop at your favorite gas station. What are you grabbing for the drive?
I’m grabbing a sweet tea, gummy worms and some pringles.
I’m grabbing a sweet tea, gummy worms and some pringles.
Posted on 5/25/25 at 9:50 am to Lexag
Earplugs, so I will not have to listen to my wife complain about my driving. 
Posted on 5/25/25 at 12:56 pm to Lexag
Gas and ice for the ice chest.
Posted on 5/26/25 at 4:25 am to Lexag
If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:06 am to Lexag
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long
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roadtrip
quote:Gas
at your favorite gas station. What are you grabbing
And whatever's required to use the restroom.
Posted on 5/26/25 at 7:46 am to Armymann50
I guess.
Posted on 5/26/25 at 11:43 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 5/26/25 at 4:00 pm to Lexag
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Day 4. You’re going on a roadtrip a long one. You stop at your favorite gas station. What are you grabbing for the drive?
I’m grabbing a sweet tea, gummy worms and some pringles.
Jolly ranchers for road trips.
If you are buying drinks at a gas station instead of grabbing one from a cooler, you're doing it wrong.
So mostly gas now that I think about it.
This post was edited on 5/26/25 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 5/26/25 at 4:32 pm to Armymann50
Sure. Next question
Posted on 5/26/25 at 4:41 pm to Lexag
Have you ever delivered a calf?
Posted on 5/26/25 at 11:10 pm to Lexag
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What’s your go to breakfast food?
Double Boiler scrambled eggs
Grits
Catfish
Gravy
Pappy, neat
Posted on 5/27/25 at 8:53 am to Cheese Grits
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Double Boiler scrambled eggs
Grits
Catfish
Gravy
Pappy, neat
Posted on 5/27/25 at 9:25 am to Cheese Grits
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Pappy meat
Posted on 5/27/25 at 10:24 am to 1BIGTigerFan
You love it when I am!
Posted on 5/29/25 at 11:10 am to Armymann50
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Have you ever delivered a calf?
I feel I have in my youth but we only raised a cow or two for personal consumption. My cousins ran cattle for a living, we grew stuff. Did deliver a filly at a Derby Party. Just went to the barn and ditched the fancy clothes to get the foal out. Had more fun doing that than the party anyway. I guess I am a country mouse, not a city mouse.
Posted on 5/29/25 at 11:26 am to TigerLunatik
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Three nuns….
Three nuns were riding a bicycles around the courtyard having the time of their lives…
…that’s when Mother Superior said:
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