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re: Jerry Jones sued for finger-banging stripper

Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:41 pm to
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Jordan is fine


Those eyebrows are hilarious.
Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:42 pm to
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For $10 million or so I'd at least consider blowing him.
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Texas A&M fan




.... Too easy.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
25244 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:42 pm to
Those tits are big
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
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Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
50633 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:45 pm to
Now I ain't sayin she a Gold Digger

But yeah she's a frickin Gold Digger
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38475 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:46 pm to
If cocaine was involved, the Boys will be back sooner rather than later.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:47 pm to
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So the Cowgirls fans finally found a way to get rid of Jerry.


If only!!!
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:48 pm to
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There are pics at least


Wow I wonder if he sniffed and licked his fingers as if he just ate some popeyes chicken afterwards.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:49 pm to
Take away his basketball team.
Posted by Greg09Ag
Third Coast yuh heeeeard
Member since Sep 2011
3168 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:50 pm to
Lol at the lawyers comments saying there was pretty egregious stuff that was unconcented. Shes smiling with his hands on her tits and with no pants on.

Good luck with your lawsuit lady.
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1344 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:52 pm to
These chicks aren't even Jerry Jones-level hot. Maybe Al Davis.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11038 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:53 pm to


Right.. She sure does look to be distressed in the grope picture :rollseyes:. She just wants to be paid.
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
25244 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:53 pm to


Im assuming this was right before he penetrated?
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1344 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:56 pm to
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Shes smiling with his hands on her tits and with no pants on.

Good luck with your lawsuit lady.


So if you blow my brains out with a shotgun it didn't happen because there's a pic of me smiling beforehand?

Not saying I believe these hoes but I don't think the pics prove anything. They certainly don't prove she wanted Jerry Jones' pickled fingers digging for gold in her axewound.
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46657 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 6:59 pm to
Don't be that guy
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11038 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:00 pm to
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So if you blow my brains out with a shotgun it didn't happen because there's a pic of me smiling beforehand?


Terrible fricking comparison. No semblance of logic whatsoever in that statement.

For one, she's an escort/exotic dancer. For two, he's groping her tits while she's smiling and grinding his junk. They were probably paid to be there, she's just trying to get some more money.
Posted by Hubbhogg
Our AD Sucks
Member since Dec 2010
13532 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:00 pm to
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What is it about Arkansas instilling sexual deviance in their graduates and employees?


Sorry we like pussy and not dudes assholes
Posted by ChiTownBammer
South Florida
Member since Aug 2014
1344 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:02 pm to
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For one, she's an escort/exotic dancer. For two, he's groping her tits while she's smiling and grinding his junk. They were probably paid to be there, she's just trying to get some more money.


So that automatically means she wanted some obnoxious old coot digitally penetrating her? Maybe she didn't sign up for the full Cowboys package.

Don't act like she couldn't have been there for one thing and he decided he wanted it to go further.
This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:04 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46657 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:04 pm to
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So that automatically means she wanted some obnoxious old coot digitally penetrating her?


Pretty much
Posted by nlatigerfan
Springhill, LA
Member since Aug 2011
185 posts
Posted on 9/9/14 at 7:05 pm to
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For $10 million or so I'd at least consider blowing him.


I doubt he'd charge you anywhere near that much.

This post was edited on 9/9/14 at 7:08 pm
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