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Japanese Sausage Fest- Maybe NSFW

Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:57 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:57 pm

"WIENER, WIENER WIENER, WIENER WIENER, WIENER WIENER. OOOOONE WIENER, NEXT TO ANOTHER WIENER. ..................."



Each spring, people flock to Kawasaki, Japan, to celebrate Kanamara Matsuri, aka the "Festival of the Steel Phallus."

Held this year on April 6, the festival is a celebration of the penis and fertility. People parade gigantic phallic-shaped mikoshi (portable Shinto shrines) down the streets during the event, as revelers suck on penis lollipops, buy penis-themed memorabilia and pose with sculptures in the shape of -- you guessed it -- penises.

According to the BBC, the festival is believed to have roots in the 17th century, when prostitutes are said to have prayed for protection from sexually transmitted infections at Kawasaki's Kanamara shrine.

Today, the festival reportedly raises awareness about safe sex practices and fundraises for HIV prevention.









Posted by UMRealist
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 5:58 pm to
I don't even know what's happening to this board right now.
Posted by Prof
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:03 pm to
Those candles - come on baby light my fire - has a whole new meaning now.
Posted by PrivatePublic
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:14 pm to
Let me guess: those men are wearing masks so they don't catch the gay?
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:15 pm to
How is this MAYBE nsfw?
Posted by GeorgiaFan
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:15 pm to
Japan needs to disappear from the face of the earth.
Posted by Kentucker
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:18 pm to
Just shows that some cultures don't have the hang-ups of our Judeo-Christian influenced society.

Brazil uses "Mr. Balls" to spread the message about venereal diseases.



Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:21 pm to
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Japan needs to disappear from the face of the earth.



What?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:30 pm to
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Japan needs to disappear from the face of the earth.




I repeat, because it bares repeating,



WHAT?
Posted by bencoleman
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:49 pm to
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Japan needs to disappear from the face of the earth




Downvote.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:50 pm to
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How is this MAYBE nsfw?


:kige:
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:51 pm to
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Japan needs to disappear from the face of the earth.


Dumbest post of the day
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:53 pm to
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Downvote



I really want him to explain that statement, was he a test subject in unit 731?
Posted by Garfield
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 6:55 pm to
I like this one.



Posted by GeorgiaFan
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:13 pm to
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I really want him to explain that statement


I don't like Japan not much to explain they haven't gave me a reason to ever like them. They have gave me reason to dislike them.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:20 pm to
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I don't like Japan not much to explain they haven't gave me a reason to ever like them. They have gave me reason to dislike them. 



Posted by CNB
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:28 pm to
What reason have they given you to dislike them?
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:29 pm to
We've done far worse shite as a country
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/9/14 at 7:37 pm to
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What the frick is the point of this? 
Nanking Massacre 
Manila Massacre 
The Germans didn't do it. 
As you so elegantly pointed out. 



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