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In case you need a reminder about how much Austin sucks

Posted on 9/5/25 at 10:20 am
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19289 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 10:20 am


I wish these woke assholes weren't invading Texas at all, but I'm glad we're at least partially confining them to Austin.
Posted by fairweatherfans
Member since Sep 2018
2560 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 10:27 am to
As a LSU Tiger fan I lived in Austin 23 years.There's a great line that perfectly applies to Austinies and ALL Texans:

All Hat and No Cattle.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
31814 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 10:34 am to
1.1 Million? I had chatGTP do this for free in about 60 seconds...

Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19289 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 10:37 am to
This is clearly relevant to sec schools. Surprised to see LSU mods sucking that bevo dick.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28799 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

1.1 Million? I had chatGTP do this for free in about 60 seconds...

Aww man, you should've submitted your bid at $1.09 million.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60613 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 2:07 pm to
Did this thread start here or did the mods move it here?
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
28799 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

did the mods move it here?

Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
1855 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 2:14 pm to
yeah but a bunch of useless government assholes don;'t get a paycheck
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135160 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 6:01 pm to
I commented in the OT thread about the waste of tax dollars with that
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
16970 posts
Posted on 9/5/25 at 8:21 pm to
Are they still trying to keep Austin Weird ? Always thought that was an odd slogan.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21773 posts
Posted on 9/6/25 at 3:22 am to
I saw the man they were trying to elect mayor. He wore a tuxido G string and and women boobs looked like a woman from the back. His name was LeslieCochran ran for Mayor of Austin three times, most recently in 2003. He earned a second-place finish in 2000, garnering 7.75% of the vote...




Edit: from wiki:Cochran was typically seen around 6th Street and Congress during business hours, frequently wearing women's clothing. His most popular attire was a leopard thong and high-heeled shoes. Cochran always identified as a man.
This post was edited on 9/6/25 at 3:41 am
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
25999 posts
Posted on 9/6/25 at 3:32 pm to
The question is how much of that 1.1 million was skimmed off and who received it.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
13060 posts
Posted on 9/6/25 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

LeslieCochran ran for Mayor of Austin
Met him in person once. Keep Austin weird.

He got too close and I was told to consider it a honor.

And now them weird Austin people are in the SEC.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
7988 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 11:48 am to
If ChatGTP was a democrat, it would have been $3.1M.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60613 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Are they still trying to keep Austin Weird ? Always thought that was an odd slogan.


I thought you were in the Social Security set?

In my younger years I was known to hang with some reprobates before they got famous.



I hate they never add the 2nd line ...



When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.”

“It never got weird enough for me.”
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
12929 posts
Posted on 9/8/25 at 10:04 pm to
UT can suck a bag of dicks, but you gay milk men are a special breed of frick YOU. Your DEI bullshite that you claimed you didn't participate in, a total lack of respect for people actually in the military, but not in your gay arse corps, you're hard to have respect for. You've taken over Florida as the douchebags I hate the most. And that's being trained on Steve Spurrier.

You probably dislike the fact that LSU doesn't GAF about Texas, at all. That's OK. {pats head.}
Posted by Hugh McElroy
Member since Sep 2013
19289 posts
Posted on 9/9/25 at 7:06 pm to
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This is clearly relevant to sec schools. Surprised to see LSU mods sucking that bevo dick.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
8881 posts
Posted on 9/11/25 at 12:12 pm to
You must be working in the Government after graduating from A&M
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