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Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:39 am to beaver
I'm sorry, but I can't say that I understand what you're going through.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:39 am to beaver
A swift drop-kick to the uterus is the answer.
Trust me, I'm drink. Goodniagr;h
Trust me, I'm drink. Goodniagr;h
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:39 am to MSCoastTigerGirl
A count who is jealous
It's really not funny I feel like my balls are about to pop just from frustration
I know you'll never know what it's like to be hit like this but seriously a good friend just turned into someone I will never say a word to again
It's really not funny I feel like my balls are about to pop just from frustration
I know you'll never know what it's like to be hit like this but seriously a good friend just turned into someone I will never say a word to again
This post was edited on 3/2/13 at 2:41 am
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:40 am to beaver
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Please don't laugh I'm literally on th toilet not knowing what is coming out of me next
That does suck for you.
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Has anyone experienced this?
Can't help you there.
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I'm so not getting laid tonight either way but it's so not funny I can't tell if I need to throw up or shite
How long ago did this happen? Does your girlfriend know?
If you're really worried, call an emergency hospital line or nurse line or something.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:41 am to semotruman
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call an emergency hospital line or nurse line or something.
I really would love to hear that convo.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:42 am to semotruman
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Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:43 am to beaver
You need to go get it seen about if it's that bad man just to be safe and make sure nothing is ruptured. If it is sue that bitch for everything she's worth. She's a count to the largest degree for pulling that crap.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:43 am to CatFan81
congrats on the maybe sex
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:44 am to CatFan81
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Maybe.
Having second thoughts about having too much Bama in you?
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:44 am to semotruman
Ok I'm off the toilet and now all that hurts are my balls (who would've ever thought that would make me happy??)
My girl is passed the frick out on the couch w Breaking Bad season 5 episode 6 on...I guess you can only pass out during that if your guy is shitting and throwing up his brains out
My girl is passed the frick out on the couch w Breaking Bad season 5 episode 6 on...I guess you can only pass out during that if your guy is shitting and throwing up his brains out
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:45 am to beaver
Just curious, what was your girl's reaction?
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:47 am to Henry Jones Jr
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You need to go get it seen about if it's that bad man just to be safe and make sure nothing is ruptured
That's why I said to call a nurse line or something. Unless you have an urgent care that's open 24 hours, or feel like going to an ER.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:47 am to beaver
I'm going to ruin the girl who made this happen
Luckily this girl (my"date") is in town three more nights for bowshickabowow action but what a goddamn cock block
Luckily this girl (my"date") is in town three more nights for bowshickabowow action but what a goddamn cock block
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:48 am to beaver
Your date should've whooped her arse.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:49 am to BluegrassBelle
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Your date should've whooped her arse.
How are you responding right now?
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:50 am to Henry Jones Jr
Magic.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:51 am to Henry Jones Jr
She's not so much my gf as much as a girl from home who comes and fricks
Her reaction is to pass out
I feel ok right now but I honestly might have lost my reproductive abilities tonight
I still feel like I have to take a shite (which males will know is one of the feelings that accompanies count sack tapping)
Her reaction is to pass out
I feel ok right now but I honestly might have lost my reproductive abilities tonight
I still feel like I have to take a shite (which males will know is one of the feelings that accompanies count sack tapping)
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:52 am to BluegrassBelle
Why wouldn't she be responding?
I think I'm finally about to fall asleep.
I think I'm finally about to fall asleep.
Posted on 3/2/13 at 2:52 am to beaver
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I still feel like I have to take a shite
Worst feeling in the world after getting hit in the nuts.
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