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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:49 am to
Posted by TyOconner
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:49 am to
frick I dont even wanna keep thinking about this! The damn visuals in my head are NOT good! But, for the sake of it,..... 500, maybe??
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:51 am to
quote:

Do y'all think someone could be too fat to masturbate?

Male or female?
Posted by crimsonsaint
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:51 am to
No. Maybe too lazy.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:54 am to
quote:

Male or female?



Either...

I bet the threshold is less than 500lbs.
Posted by boddagetta
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:55 am to
Just lose a few pounds and you should be alright.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:57 am to
quote:

Just lose a few pounds and you should be alright.


Just because you're fat doesn't mean we all are. Imagine outside of your comfort zone.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:57 am to
I've heard self-pleasuring heavy girls is a popular niche.

Fat guys...I guess it's a matter of mechanics. Does it require two hands to hold the belly out of the way. If so, a partner is required, thereby negating 'masturbate'...or does it?
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:58 am to
I just googled it, but I didn't click anything.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 12:59 am to
quote:

I bet the threshold is less than 500lbs.

Sure, it could be 200...if you're 3'1".
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:00 am to
I bet there if a federal grant somewhere to study this.
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:01 am to
Posted by TyOconner
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:01 am to
Try searching: How fat is too fat to finger?
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:02 am to
I'm glad I missed all that. Sounded like it got kind of ugly.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:02 am to
Well, I think obesity causes penis shrinkage, so I would imagine the combination of having more to reach around mixed with a smaller target would make for difficult circumstances.

Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:06 am to


We could ask Miley about the shrinkage angle







We could ask Manny Yarbrough about the mechanical issues.
Posted by TyOconner
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:07 am to
Well he seems to be 300+ and could obviously reach his dick so its gotta be a bigger number than that.

On a side note, Id bang the hell out of miley.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:08 am to
What a horrible picture to see right before bedtime. What's the verdict... can he reach?
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:11 am to
Miley all growed up


quote:

and could obviously reach


Yes but reaching is only the first step. There has to be an area clear for manipulation and expansion.


I'm googling 'Federal Grant Money to Burn' right now.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:11 am to
I worked in a doctor's office one summer and had to stick electrodes on really really fat people for EKG's. It was disgusting.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:12 am to
You don't know how far it's buried. He doesn't look like he has much wiggle room.
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