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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:26 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:26 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Anything with the word bottom in it when it's referring to one's bottom makes me break out in instantaneous giggles. I've been cackling ever since I typed the name.
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Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:27 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Personally I'm glad bottom buddy exists.
If I ever injure myself where I can't bend over I won't have to rely on some one to "Tum wipe my butt" as my friends 3 year old says.
If I ever injure myself where I can't bend over I won't have to rely on some one to "Tum wipe my butt" as my friends 3 year old says.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:31 am to NATidefan
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:31 am to NATidefan
I knew a girl in college who called 911 when she ran out of toilet paper. She sucked.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:33 am to Bellabama
Did they respond to the call?
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:34 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
She should have been ticketed for calling without an emergency. Chick sounds like a real piece of work.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:34 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
It's so much funnier in person. Down the hallway you hear...
"Hey dad!!!!! TUM WIPE MY BUTT!"
Kid loves his mommy, but dad is the arse wiper.
"Hey dad!!!!! TUM WIPE MY BUTT!"
Kid loves his mommy, but dad is the arse wiper.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:35 am to Bellabama
No one could spare a square?
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:36 am to NATidefan
ElainePosted on 4/7/13 at 1:38 am to NATidefan
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:38 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
No, they didn't respond, so she called her ex boyfriend. She was awful.
They should have ticketed her. I was friends with her roommate, and her roommate used to hide the TP after that to see what she would do.
They should have ticketed her. I was friends with her roommate, and her roommate used to hide the TP after that to see what she would do.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:39 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
OMG I forgot that was a Seinfeld. There is a Seinfeld for every single experience. Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:41 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
I never got people that didn't like that show.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:42 am to Bellabama
Her revenge was even funnier.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:44 am to NATidefan
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:45 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Ughh my mom's dog really needs to be put down. How do you tell someone that. She's so old and so mean.
ETA: I mean the dog is old and mean, not my mom.
ETA: I mean the dog is old and mean, not my mom.
This post was edited on 4/7/13 at 1:49 am
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:47 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Seinfeld is like comfort food. Whenever I'm having a bad day, it's one of my go to shows to watch while I eat ice cream. Always cheers me up.
I am going to try to go back to sleep. My dog woke me up with her tootinz.
I hope you guys sleep well. It was fun chatting with everyone.
I am going to try to go back to sleep. My dog woke me up with her tootinz.
I hope you guys sleep well. It was fun chatting with everyone.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:48 am to NATidefan
My mom rescued a cat that had been ran over. One day cock-of-the-walk, the next 3 legged and no nutz. Lived for quite a few years but eventually just in pain all the time. Mom spent a lot of money but that was her baby. She finally didn't want to see 'growl-tiger' hurt anymore.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:49 am to Bellabama
Later Bella. May the 'Bottom-Wiper' be with you.
Posted on 4/7/13 at 1:52 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
I am going to wake people up by laughing. I don't know why the word bottom cracks me up so much.
Night!
Night!
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