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If your penis could talk, what would it say to you?
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:39 pm
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:40 pm to sorantable
Thank you.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:41 pm to sorantable
Keep your hands to yourself? 
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:42 pm to sorantable
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He sings, dear McReb, I don't think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Dear McReb, I don't like you anymore
Why can't we get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truely how we feel
If we put our heads together we've just stay home forever
Dear penis, I think I like you after all
Ohhhh and McReb, while your shaven, shave my balls
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:42 pm to sorantable
Stop making me do push ups until I throw up?
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:42 pm to genro
quote:"That" could be a lot of things.
Put me inside that
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:43 pm to McRebel42
@ McRebPosted on 3/13/13 at 12:43 pm to 3xlsugrad
Stop beating me like I stole something
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:45 pm to Travis Porter
Sometimes I figure mine would just look up and say "Sup"
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:53 pm to sorantable
I don't know what he says to me, but I pretty much say this to him.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:54 pm to sorantable
Stop squeezing me so hard
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:54 pm to AUCatfish
Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:55 pm to sorantable
My penis would probably thank me for keeping it so moisturized.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:07 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Sorry bout the mornings, man. I swear I'm not attracted to your bed.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:16 pm to PrivatePublic
I... Can't... breathe....
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:20 pm to sorantable
Lose some weight fatass. Can't even see you anymore when we pee.
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:20 pm to sorantable
He would probably 
me and not say a word, but I would know what he meant.
me and not say a word, but I would know what he meant. 
Posted on 3/13/13 at 1:23 pm to sorantable
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If your penis could talk, what would it say to you?
"answer that text, bro"
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